Muppets - Professional pirate

^GWhen I was just a lad looking for my true vocatio^Dn ^BMy father said &qu^Got;Now son, this choi^F#mce deserve^Ds deliberation ^BThough you could be a^Em doctor or perhaps a^D financier ^{G C}My boy why not co^Gnsider a more ch^Dallenging ca^Greer&qu^Bot;

^EmHey^D h^Emo ho You'll cr^Emuise to f^D/F#oreign sho^Gres ^GAnd you'll keep your mind and ^Dbody sound By ^Cworking o^Dut of^G doors ^ATrue ^Amfriendship and adventure are what ^Emwe can't live without ^EmAnd ^Amwhen ^Bmyou're a ^Cprofessional pirate That's w^Dhat the job's ab^Gout ^B

^D/F#Now t^Gake Sir Francis Drake, the Spanish all desp^Dise him ^BBut to the Br^Gitish he's a hero ^F#mand they ido^Dlize him ^BIt's how you look at^Em buccaneers that ^Dmakes them^G bad or good ^CAnd I see us as ^Gmembers of a n^Doble br^Gotherhood ^B

^EmHey ^Dho^Em ho ^EmWe're h^D/F#onorable^G men ^GAnd before we lose our ^Dtempers we will ^Calways c^Dount to te^Gn ^AmOn occasion there may be someone ^Emyou have to execute ^EmBut ^Amwhen ^Bmyou're a ^Cprofessional pirate ^DYou don't have to wear a ^Gsuit..... what'^B

^EmI could have been a surgeon ^Esus4I like taking th^Emings apart ^EmBad Polly: I could have been a lawyer ^AmBut I just had too much heart ^GI could have been in ^Ampolitics ^BmCause I've always been a big ^Cspender ^GAnd me... ^DI could have been a co^Amntender ^{Em B}

^GSome say that pirates steal and should be ^Dfeared and hated ^BI say we're victims o^Gf bad press it's^F#m all exaggera^Dted ^BWe'd never stab you in the^Em back, we'd n^Dever lie or c^Gheat ^CWe're just about the n^Gicest guys you'd ^Dever want to me^Get ^B

^EmHey^D h^Emo ho It's ^Emone f^D/F#or all f^Gor one And we'll s^Ghare and share a^Dlike with you and l^Cove you like a ^Gson ^AWe're ^Amgentlemen of fortune and that's what ^Emwe're proud to be ^EmAnd w^Amhen you^Bmr a pr^Cofessional pirate

^DYou'll be honest brave and free ^DThe soul of decency ^GYou'll be loyal and fair and on the square ^CAnd most importantly ^EmWhen ^Amyou're ^Bma prof^Cessional pirate ^DYou're a^Clways in the best^G of company D G