Mungo Jerry - You dont have to be in the army

^GWell, your girlfriend takes you round ^Emto her house ^Cand you meet her ^Gfolks ^GBut they say that your ^Emhair's too long and you're ^Cnot their kind of ^Gbloke ^GThey grab you by the ^Dcollar and they ^Cthrow you through the ^Ddoor You don't ^Ghave to be in the ^Emarmy ^Cto fight in the ^Gwar ^{G Em C G}

^GWell, you're working very ^Emhard to get pro^Cmotion at your ^Gjob ^GBut arrive late one ^Emmorning just b^Cecause you missed the ^Gbus ^GThe foreman says, You're ^Dfired, 'cause your ^Cpunctuality’^Ds poor You don't ^Ghave to be in the ^Emarmy ^Cto fight in the ^Gwar ^{G Em C G}

^GThen you go into a ^Emhotel to get ^Cput up for the ^Gnight ^GBut they say that you can't ^Emstay there, just b^Cecause your shirt ain’^Gt white ^GYou're tired and you’r^De hungry and yo^Cu cannot walk no^D more You don't ^Ghave to be in the ^Emarmy ^Cto fight in the ^Gwar

^GAin't no money, ain't no ^Emwoman, ain't no ^Croof above your ^Ghead ^GSo you lay down in the ^Empark and you ^Cwish that you were ^Gdead ^GThe fuzz says you are ^Dtrespassing and ^Ckicks you in the ^Djaw You don't ^Ghave to be in the ^Emarmy ^Cto fight in the ^Gwar ^{G Em C G G Em C G}

^GThe fuzz says you are ^Dtrespassing and ^Ckicks you in the ^Djaw You don't ^Ghave to be in the ^Emarmy ^Cto fight in the ^Gwar You don't ^Ghave to be in the ^Emarmy ^Cto fight in the w^Gar (to fade)