Mr. T Experience - Even hitler had a girlfriend

^GI still haven't found a girlfriend ^Cthough I've tried a^D lot ^GSo can you help me please ^Cit's tougher than I^D thought

^CThe odd^Gs are pretty ^Dgood but the ^Emgoods are pretty^C odd still at this point I'd take anything you've got^D.

^GYou see this all the time nice ^Cgirls in love with^D jerks ^GWhat could they be thinking ^CTell me how it^D works

^CIf I've g^Got some p^Droblems well I ^Emwouldn't be t^Che first but the ones I have in mind are even wor^Dse

^CEv^Den ^EmHilter had a g^Cirlfriend ^GWho he could always^D call Who'd al^Gways be there for him ^CIn spite of all his ^Dfaults ^CHe was t^Ghe worst guy ev^Der ^Greviled ^Dand des^Empised Even ^CHilter had a g^Amirlfriend so why can't ^DI (short pause) C Why can't I?

^GLife is full of contradictions ^CHard to ^Dunderstand ^GAnd for every happy woman ^CThere's a lonel^Dy man

^CNixon ha^Gd his puppy ^D Charles Mans^Emon had his clan ^C But god forbid that I get a girlfriend ^D

^CEv^Den^Em Hilter had a ^Cgirlfriend ^GWho he could call his own^D to sweet^Gen days of bitterness ^Cand feeling all alone ^{D C}I'm not ^Gas bad as Hilter but it ^{D Em}doesn't mean a t^Ching since they'd r^Cather be with Hit^Amler more than me^D I don't ^Emsee why they'd rather be wi^Cth ^DHitler more than^G me