A friend of mine showed me how to play this song, so I tabbed it out for reference. Not sure if it is 100% accurate but it sounds right to me. My friend puts a capo on the second fret but I think it sounds fine without one. INTRO D VERSE

^DI still haven't found a girlfriend ^Gthough I've tried a^A lot ^DSo can you help me please ^Git's tougher than I^A thought

^GThe odds are pretty^A good but the ^Dgoods are pretty ^Godd still at this point I'd ^Atake anything you've got.

^DYou see this all the time nice ^Ggirls in love with j^Aerks ^DWhat could they be thinking ^GTell me how it ^Aworks

^GIf I've got some ^Aproblems well I ^Dwouldn't be ^Gthe first but the ones I hav^Ae in mind are even worse

CHORUS

^GEv^Aen ^DHilter had a ^Ggirlfriend ^DWho he could always^A call ^DWho'd always be there for him ^GIn spite of all his ^Afaults ^DHe was the w^Aorst guy ever ^Dreviled and ^Gdespised Even Hilter had a ^Dgirlfriend so why can't^A I (short pause) G Why can't I'

VERSE

^DLife is full of contradictions ^GHard to ^Aunderstand ^DAnd for every happy woman ^GThere's a lonely^A man

^GNixon had^A his puppy Charle^Ds Manson h^Gad his clan But god forbid that ^AI get a girlfriend

CHORUS

^GEv^Aen ^DHilter had a ^Ggirlfriend ^DWho he c^Aould call his own to^D sweeten days of bitterness ^Gand feeli^Ang all alone ^DI'm not as ^Abad as Hilter but it ^Ddoesn't me^Gan a thing since they'd rather b^De with Hi^Atler more than me I do^Gn't see wh^Dy they'd rather be with ^AHitler more^G t^Dhan me

Mr. T Experience - Even hitler had a girlfriend