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She makes a lot of Cabstract Gart
She haggles for the Ccheapest Gprice
She never orders Ctake out fooGd before ten o'clock Fat night C
She's really into CsnowmobilesG
She owns a lot of Cnice flashligGhts
She cares for all the sCtupid catsG that never found their wayF home C
She shaves her legs with CGinsu knGives
She quotes a lot of CAnnie HGall
She misplaced her vCirginityG back in 1F995
Prechorus:
She's what's keeping meC alive
She's the pizza of Cmmy eye
Without her near me Dsus4I would not survD7ive
Chorus:
GIt gets Bmcold when she's not aEmround
I Dfloat until I sink and I'm swallowed up G
It's so Bmcold when she's not Emaround
I Dwait for her to come home and Ftell me I'll be Cfine
She's always eating Captain Crunch
She sings a lot of Ben Folds Five
She's scared to death of cobra snakes
Just like Indiana Jones
She tells the dumbest knock-knock jokes
She drinks a lot of Chardonnay
She hates the way I comb my hair
Prechorus:
But she married me last June
She was the bride, I was the groom
I cried a lot and then we spooned
Without her in my life I would be doomed
Chorus:
It gets cold when she's not around
I float until I sink and I'm swallowed up
It's so cold when she's not around
I wait for her to come home and tell me I'll be fine
Tell me I'll be fine
She loves the smell of Christmas trees
She sneezes when she sees bright lights
She fainted on the kitchen floor
When her father passed away
Like Prechorus:
Our baby girl is due this May
And when the little lady grows up
I hope that she will be just like her mother
End on G