MORTEN ABEL - THE BIRMINGHAM HO CHORDS

OK...Taxi!

^EmI met this girl in a Birmingham taxi ^D I got it first, but she slipped in before me

^CJust as I was telling her, hey this is^D mine 'ho She already told the cab driver where to go

^GMe I always show respect for the^Em ladies I sat back and let her^C have it her way

^DSo good lord sees me through darkness and light I tell you what I remembered from that night

^EmI'm hungry, do you fancy a little something to eat? ^D I can't go on forever on Cognac and weed

^CBut she was already on the way down in the seat ^D I tried to stop her, or maybe I didn't

^GSo there I was in a strange situation ^EmThe chauffeur said I can drop you ^Coff at the station

I said n^Do man, no don't I tell you when to stop keep your eyes on the road

You don't ^Emhave to be gay to make a ^Dfriend feel good O^CK No, you don't ha^Amve to be gay to make a ^Gfriend feel good OK^Bm ^C

You don't ^Dhave to be gay to make a friend feel good OK

^EmTwo hours later, she was still at it^D The driver had to refill gasoline and shit

^CBaby baby, introduce yourself ^DWhat's your name, girl?

My name is^G Fred Fred?

Fred, yeah

^EmFred, a'what a'^Cwhat did you say? ^DNow that put me back a bit 'cos I'm not gay

Now that put me back a bit 'cos I'm not gay

You don't ^Emhave to be gay to make a ^Dfriend feel good O^CK No, you don't ha^Amve to be gay to make a ^Gfriend feel good OK^Bm ^C

You don't ^Dhave to be gay to make a friend feel good OK

So what^Gever kind of trouble you might get yourself into ^D Just th^Cink of me that night and what I went through ^D

I thought it was ^GHelen or Marie or whatever, giving me head ^D Until I r^Cealised it was this dude called Fred ...^D Hello

And that was a Birmingham H^Go Hey, ho hey, h^Do hey

And that was a Birmingham ^GHo Hey, ho hey, ho he^Dy, ho hey

Take it away now.. Em (Her kan du strengt tatt holde (Em) hele veien frem til refrenget, men vers grepene funker også greit) Hold on a minute, that's bullshit You told me it was a microphone And you wanted me to sing in it I have a lot of friends and I do lots of things for them I don't think it's me, I think it's you that have a problem So zip up and try to be a gentleman I have feelings too and I don't need you to hurt them So zip up and try to be a gentleman So zip up and try to be a gentleman

You don't ^Emhave to be gay to make a ^Dfriend feel good O^CK No, you don't ha^Amve to be gay to make a ^Gfriend feel good OK^Bm ^C

You don't ^Dhave to be gay to make a friend feel good OK

You don't ^Emhave to be gay to make a ^Dfriend feel good O^CK No, you don't ha^Amve to be gay to make a ^Gfriend feel good OK^Bm ^C

You don't ^Dhave to be gay to make a friend feel good OK

And that was a Birmingham H^Go Hey, ho hey, h^Do hey

And that was a Birmingham ^GHo Hey, ho hey, ho he^Dy, ho hey

Morten Abel - The birmingham ho