Morrissey - Girl least likely to

^GmHow many t^Fimes have ^EI been a^Fround ^GmRecycled p^Fapers p^Eaving the ^Fground? Well, she l^Bbives for the wr^Amitten word ^{Gm F} And ^Bbpeople come s^Amecond, or^C possibly third

And there ^Dmis no s^Ftyle, but I ^Gsay "well done" To the ^FGirl Least ^CLikely To Oh, d^Gmeep in my h^Feart, how I ^Ewish I was w^Frong But ^Gmdeep in my ^Fheart, I k^Enow I am ^Fnot And there's e^Bbnough gloom in her w^Amorld, I'm ce^Gmrtain ^{F Bb}Without my^Am contrib^Cution

So I ^Dmsit, and I ^Fsmile, and I ^Gsay "well done" To the ^FGirl Least ^CLikely To ^GmPage after p^Fage of sn^Eiping ra^Fge An ^GmEnglish ^Fsinge or an A^Emerican ^Ftinge "There's a pu^Bbblisher," she ^Amsaid, "... in the ^Gmnew ye^Far" ^Bb(It's ^Amnever in ^Cthis year)

I ^Dmdo think ^Fthis, but I ^Gcan't admit it To the G^Firl Least Lik^Cely To So ^Gmone more s^Fong with n^Eo techni^Fque ^GmOne more s^Fong which ^Eseems all ^Fwrong... And ^Bboh, the ^Amnews is bad ^Gmagain ^{F Bb}"See^Am me as I^C am" again

And the ^Dmscales of j^Fustice ^Gsway one way In the r^Fooms of Those Least L^Cikely To Oh, d^Gmeep in my ^Fheart, how I w^Eant to be w^Frong But the ^Gmmoods and the s^Ftyles too ^Efrequently c^Fhange From^Bb 21 to ^Am25 ^{Gm F} From^Bb 25^Am to ^C29

And I ^Dmsit, and I ^Fsmile, and I ^Gsay "well done" To the G^Firl Least L^Cikely To Oh, ^Gmone more s^Fong abo^Eut The Q^Fueen Or ^Gmstanding a^Fround the ^Eshops with '^FP's "But ^Bbsomeone's got to^Am make it!" she sc^Gmreams ^F "So^Bb why why c^Aman't it be ^Cme?" But she would ^Dmdie if we ^Fheard her ^Gsing from the ^Fheart Which is ^Churt

So ^Gmhow many t^Fimes will ^EI shed a ^Ftear? And a^Gmnother sta^Fge of v^Eerse to ^Fcheer When you ^Bbshine in the ^Ampublic eye, ^Gmmy dea^Fr ^BbPlease rem^Amember these n^Cights When I ^Dmsit and su^Fpport with a d^Gutiful smile Because there's ^Fnothing I can ^Csay So ^Gmchuckling, c^Fhurning, and t^Eurning the k^Fnife On ^Gmeverythi^Fng (except^E their own l^Fife) And a ^Bbclock some^Amwhere strikes ^Gmmidnig^Fht And an ^Bbexpla^Amnation - it d^Crains me If ^Dmonly there c^Fould be a ^Gway

There is a ^Gmdifferent ^Fmood all o^Ever the ^Fworld A ^Gmdifferent ^Fyouth, unf^Eamiliar ^Fviews And ^Bbdearest, it could ^Amall be for y^Gmou ^F So will you ^Bbcome down ^Amand I'll^C meet you? And with^Dm no more p^Foems, with n^Gothing to hear Oh darling, i^Bbt's all for you... ^{Am Gm F} Darling, it's^Bb all for you... ^{Am Gm F} Oh darling, i^Bbt's all for you... ^{Am Gm F}