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# Date: 20 Feb 96 04:06:27 EST From: Steve Nicholson <74431.40@compuserve.com> Subject: CRD: Philosopher's Song by Monty Python Philosopher's Song -by Monty Python
DImmanuel Kant was a real piss-ant Who was very rarely Astable Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the Dtable David Hume could out-consume Whilhelm Friedrich GHegel And AWittgenstein was a beery swine Who was just as sloshed as DSchlagel There's nothin' ANieizsche couldn't teach ya 'Bout the raising of the wrist Socrates himDself was B7permanently E7pissed
John Stuart Mill of his own free will After half a pint o' shanty became particularly ill Plato they say, could stick it away Half a crate of whiskey every day Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle Hobbes was fond of his dram And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart 'I drink therefore I am' But Socrates himself is particularly missed A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed