Monty Python - I bet you they wont play this song on the radio

I b^Get you they wo^Gn't play this s^Dong on the ra^Gdio I b^Get you they w^Gon't play this n^Dew $%^*ing s^Gong It's n^Got that it's %^G$!& or #*^D&^* controv^Gersial It's j^Gust that the @*^G$*ing words are awf^Dully str^Gong You ca^Dn't say *^D^&* on the ra^Gdio Or ~#^D$-, Or ^&^D*$, Or #^G*&* You c^Aan't even say, I'd like to &^A*$^ you someday Un^Dless you're a doctor with a v^Dery large *&*^ So I b^Get you they wo^Gn't play this s^Dong on the ra^Gdio I b^Get you they d^Gon't ^$*&ing w^Dell programme ^Git I b^Get you those *$&^G*ing old pr^Dogramme dir^Gectors Will t^Ghink it's a l^Goad of horse $^D&!£