...EVERY SPERM IS SACRED... by Monty Python ---------------------------................ *from 'Monty Python Sings' (1989)* Intro:

^A7 There are ^DJews in the world, there are Buddhists, There are ^GHindus, and ^A7Mormons, and ^Dthen; There are ^E7those that follow Mo-^A7hammed, but; ^E7 I've never been one of ^A7them.

Verse 1:

^A7 I'm a Roman ^DCatholic, And I ^A7have been, since before I was ^Dborn. And the ^E7one thing they say about ^A7Catholics, is; They'll ^E7take you, as soon as you're ^A7warm.

Verse 2:

You ^A7don't have to be a six ^Dfooter; You ^A7don't have to have a great ^Dbrain. You ^E7don't have to have any ^A7clothes on; You're a ^E7Catholic the moment dad ^A7came, because...

Chorus 1:

^G Every ^D7sperm is ^Gsa-^G7cred, ^Cevery ^C/Bsperm is ^Am7great.^D7 ^G If a ^G7sperm is ^Cwas-^Cmted; ^GGod gets ^D7quite i-^Grate.^G7

Chorus 2:

^G Every ^D7sperm is ^Gsa-^G7cred, ^Cevery ^C/Bsperm is ^Am7great.^D7 ^G If a ^G7sperm is ^Cwas-^Cmted; ^GGod gets ^D7quite i-^Grate.^G7

Chorus 3:

^G Let the ^D7heathen ^Gspill ^G7theirs, ^Con the ^C/Bdusty ^Am7ground.^D7 ^G God shall ^G7make them ^Cpay ^Cmfor, each ^Gsperm that ^D7can't be ^Gfound.^G7

Chorus 4:

^G Every ^D7sperm is ^Gwan-^G7ted, ^Cevery ^C/Bsperm is ^Am7good.^D7 ^G Every ^G7sperm is ^Cneed-^Cmed, ^Gin your ^D7neighbour-^Ghood.^G7

Chorus 5:

^G Hindu, ^D7Taoist, ^GMor-^G7mon; spill ^Ctheirs ^C/Bjust any-^Am7where.^D7 But ^GGod loves ^G7those who ^Ctreat ^Cmtheir, ^Gsemen ^D7with more ^Gcare.^D7

Chorus 6:

^G Every ^D7sperm is ^Gsa-^G7cred, ^Cevery ^C/Bsperm is ^Am7great.^D7 ^G If a ^G7sperm is ^Cwas-^Cmted; ^A7God gets quite i-^D7rate.

Chorus 7:

^G Every ^D7sperm is ^Gwan-^G7ted, ^Cevery ^C/Bsperm is ^Am7good.^D7 ^G Every ^G7sperm is ^Cneed-^Cmed, ^A7in your neighbour-^D7hood.

Chorus 8:

^G Every ^D7sperm is ^Guse-^G7ful, ^Cevery ^C/Bsperm is ^Am7fine.^D7 G G7 C Cm G D7 G (n.C) God needs every-bo-dy's; mine, and mine, and mine.

*KEY CHANGE* ------------ Interlude: Eb Bb7 Eb Eb7, Ab G/Ab Fm7 Bb7 Eb Bb7, Ab Eb, Bb7 Eb (x2) Chorus 9:

^Eb Let the ^Bb7Pagans ^Ebspill ^Eb7theirs, o'er ^Abmountain ^G/Abhill and ^Fm7plain;^Bb7 ^Eb God shall ^Eb7strike them ^Abdown ^Abmfor, each ^Ebsperm that's ^Bb7spilt in ^Ebvain.

Chorus 10:

^Ab Every ^Eb7sperm is ^Absa-^Ab7cred, ^Dbevery ^C/Dbsperm is ^Bbm7good. ^Eb7 ^Ab Every ^Ab7sperm is ^Dbneed-^Dbmed, ^Bb7in your neighbour-^Eb7hood.

Chorus 11:

^Ab Every ^Eb7sperm is ^Absa-^Ab7cred, ^Dbevery ^C/Dbsperm is ^Bbm7great.^Eb7 Ab Ab7 Db Dbm Ab7 Eb7 (Ab) If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate...

Outro: Ab Ab7 Db Dbm, Ab7 (n.C), Eb7 Ab CHORD DIAGRAMS: --------------- A7 D G E7 D7 G7 C C/B EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE x02223 xx0232 320003 020100 xx0212 323000 x32010 x20010 Am7 Cm Eb Bb7 Ab G/Ab Fm7 Eb7 EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE x02013 x35543 x68886 686766 466544 366544 131111 x68686 Abm Ab7 Db C/Db Bbm7 Dbm EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE 466444 464544 x46664 x36664 686666 x46654 Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2005 (clumsyband@hotmail.com)

Monty Python - Every sperm is sacred