Monty Python - Eric the half a bee

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Half a bee, philosophically, Must, ipso facto, half not be. But half the bee has got to be Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?

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But can a bee be said to be Or not to be an entire bee When half the bee is not a bee Due to some ancient injury? Singing...

^CLa dee dee, ^Done two three, ^FEric the ^Ghalf a ^Cbee. ^G

^FEric the ^Dhalf a ^Gbee. ^AmIs this wretched ^Ddemi-bee, ^FHalf-asleep ^Dupon my ^Gknee, ^CSome freak from a ^Dmenagerie? No! It's ^FEric the ^Ghalf a ^Cbee! ^G

^CFiddle de dum, ^DFiddle de dee, ^FEric the ^Ghalf a ^Cbee. ^{G C}Ho ho ho, ^Dtee hee hee, ^FEric the ^Dhalf a ^Gbee.

^AmI love this hive, ^Demployee-ee, ^FBisected acci^Ddentall^Gy, ^COne summer after^Dnoon by me, I ^Flove him ^Gcarnall^Cy. ^Am

He ^Floves him ^Gcarnall^Cy, ^{Am F}Semi-^Gcarnall^Cy.

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Cyril Connolly? No, semi-carnally. Oh.

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Cyril Connolly.