Momus - The charm of innocence
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I was Cborn with the charm of Dinnocence
On my Aback like a Bbcross
CThorns upon my foreDhead
ARound my neck I Bbwore it
Sometimes a Crabbit's claw
Sometimes an Ealbatross
It beAgan at a school that turned C#mboys into gentlemen
GThen turned them on to Bmdebauchery
I was Aforced to my knees in C#mfront of these gentlemen
GIf I refused they would Bmtorture me
On ASundays I'd stalk the BoC#mtanical Garden
And Gunder my uniform sBmomething would harden
WheFnever I passed a girl of my own Eage
Or Adid it begin with au C#mpair girls from Germany
GPaid by the hour to look Bmafter us?
ADid it begin with that C#mfirst opportunity
To Gcorner a stranger with Bmnakedness?
AMaybe the clinical C#mway they undressed me
GStayed with me and dBmeeply distressed me
FI think, at heart, I'm something of a Eprude
I was Cborn with the charm of Dinnocence
On my Aback like a Bbcross
CThorns upon my foreDhead
ARound my neck I Bbwore it
Sometimes a Crabbit's claw
Sometimes an Ealbatross
AThen at eighteen I C#mdecided I wanted
To Gbe a commercial phoBmtographer
I rAented a studio C#mdown by the docks
Which I Gshared with a friendly Bmpornographer
I Aphotographed models in C#mfluorescent light
Whose Gveins were so blue and whose Bmbreasts were so white
I assFumed, like the moon, women were blue Echeese
AWhen I left home I alC#mready had five years
Of Gself abuse under my Bmbelt
I Afound certain women who'd C#mlet me try anything
GJust to find out how it Bmfelt
In some Agarish hotel room with C#mvile decoration
The Gwallpaper witnessed my Bmfirst pollination
FThe paisley patterns witnessed an Eabortion
I was Cborn with the charm of Dinnocence
On my Aback like a Bbcross
CThorns upon my foreDhead
ARound my neck I Bbwore it
Sometimes a Crabbit's claw
Sometimes an Ealbatross
In the Aarmy they taught me to C#mshare the abuse
That I'd Gkept up 'til then to myBmself
There's Anothing like killing
For C#mcoaxing a shy boy of Gtwenty-one out of his Bmshell
In the Adark continent with a C#mpeace-keeping force
I fell Gin with a bunch of AlBmgerian whores
FAnd promised them I'd try and keep in Etouch
BWe met up again in the Ebmeighteenth arrondisement
AI remember them C#mwell
Their Blank stringy hair and their Ebmbig bulbous noses
Their Aunmistakable C#msmell
I'd appBroach all the ugliest, Ebmseediest jerks
And Aask them to keep a youngC#m model in work
GSome men, thank Christ, don't discriminate at F#all
I was Cborn with the charm of Dinnocence
On my Aback like a Bbcross
CThorns upon my foreDhead
ARound my neck I Bbwore it
Sometimes a Crabbit's claw
Sometimes an Ealbatross
I will Apass my old age by a C#mpale two-bar fire
GPatiently waiting to Bmdie
ATwitching the lace as the C#mschoolgirls go past
GTracing a page of BaBmtaille
And Aif you catch sight of my C#msecondhand coat
GLeaving behind it a faint Bmwhiff of goat
Remember Fboth of us are naked Eunderneath
I Bthought it would end with the Ebmfirst obscene phone call
The Asecond professional C#mkill
But Bsomehow detached from my Ebmactual behavior
This Ainnocence burdens me C#mstill
BUp in the attic I Ebmpick up the brush
PAaint in the crow's feet, C#mpaint out the blush
The Gface this portrait is of is still F#capable of
The Gface this portrait is supposed to be of is still F#capable of
The Gface this G/F#portrait G/Eis of G/F#is still F#capable of (Paint out the blush of shame)
The Gface this G/F#portrait is suppG/Eosed to be G/F#of is still F#capable of (Paint out the blush of shame)
The Gface this G/F#portrait G/Eis of G/F#is still F#capable of (Paint out the blush of shame)
The Gface this G/F#portrait is suppG/Eosed to be G/F#of is still F#capable of (Paint out the blush of shame)
The Gface this G/F#portrait G/Eis of G/F#is still F#capable of (Paint out the blush of shame)
The Gface this G/F#portrait is suppG/Eosed to be G/F#of is still F#capable of (Paint out the blush of shame)
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