Momus - Bishonen

I was ^Dborn in the town of Paisley in ^Gearly ^D1960 And placed in the care of an ^Gold eternal ^Abachelor A ^Dstrict disciplinarian, a ^Gpassionate anti^Dquarian His collection of myths and leg^Gends was spec^Atacular

^BmAs a younger man he'd ^Ambeen to see Japan Where a ^Gmaster in a ^Awhite kimono ^Dtaught him^{A D}In a shining moment the ^Gmyth of the bi^Dshonen The youthful hero do^Gomed to fall like ^Ablossom

^GAnd how could I ^G/F#forgive the ^Emugly fugiti^G/F#ve ^GWho brought me up acc^Aording to a ^Dfantasy? ^{A G}For when the old man ^Dstared at me He ^F#mdrowned in evil ^Bmbeauty ^EThinking of the ^Aearly death in s^Dtore for me