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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Chorus]
EI'm two beers away from a beaAutiful day B7After a night on the tEown EJust two beers away from a beAautiful day B7If I can just keep 'emE down.
[Verse 1]
EI woke up this mornin' with mAoss on my tongue B7My head soundin' just Elike a cave ETryin' to remember the thingsA that I done B7I wish I would learn tEo behave.
[Verse 2]
EI jumped like a rabbit when IA heard that alarm B7Time to get back in thEe race ETwo cans of breakfast won't dAo me no harm B7I'll shave when I findE my face.
[Chorus]
EI'm two beers away from a beaAutiful day B7After a night on the tEown EJust two beers away from a beAautiful day B7If I can just keep 'emE down.
[Verse 3]
EThe newsman is sayin' conditiAons are poor B7The weatherman says itE might rain EWell, I know the causes and IA know the cure B7For all this self-inflEicted pain.
[Chorus]
EI'm two beers away from a beAautiful day B7After a night on the tEown EJust two beers away from a beAautiful day B7If I can just keep 'emE down.
[Verse 4]
EIf you're healthy and happy tAake my advice B7What's good for me ainE't for you EStay with your diet of water Aand ice B7Right now we've got soEmething to do.
[Chorus]
EI'm two beers away from a beaAutiful day B7After a night on the tEown EJust two beers away from a beAautiful day B7If I can just keep 'emE down.
[Chorus]
EI'm two beers away from a beaAutiful day B7After a night on the tEown EJust two beers away from a beaAutiful day B7If I can just keep 'emE down...