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Capo: 3 Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] Bmaj7 Em Em Em Em Bm7 Em Em Em Em Em Em Em Em Bbmaj7 G/B E7 Bmaj7 [Chorus]
EmAll those peopFmaj7le that you Emknow EmAll those peopFmaj7le that you Em7know Em7All those people that you Em7know Em7Floating in the river are Em7logs
[Verse 1]
AI could Bmaj7buy myEm7self a reason Em7I could sell myself a Em7job Bmaj7I could Emhang myself for treason Cmaj7All the folks I know are gone
[Chorus]
F#maj7All those pFmaj7eople that you Emknow Bm7All those E/F#people that you Em7know Em7All those peoFmaj7ple that you know Fmaj7FloatingEm7 in the river areEm7 logs
Am Bmaj7 Em Em Em Em Em Em Em Em Em Em Em Em [Verse 2]
EmSo I ate the wedding cake B7'Til the Fmaj7whole damn thingBm7 was gone Bm7And I'm Em7gonna drown the ocean Em7Now ain't none o' that so wrong?
[Chorus]
Em7All those people that you know Em7All those people that you know Em7All those people that you know Bbm7Floating in Bm7the river Eare gone
A F#7 Em Em Em Em Em Em Em Em Em Em Em Em [Verse 3]
Dmaj7Gonna Em7take this sack of puppies Em7Gonna set it out to freeze Em7Gonna climb around on all fours Em7'Til all the blood falls out my knees
[Chorus]
Em7All the people that you know Em7All Bmaj7the Em7people that you know Em7All those people that you know AFloating Cmaj7in the river are logs
[Verse 4]
Cmaj7Well, Bmaj7let's tEmake this potted plant EmTo the woods and set it free EmI'm gonna tell tE/Bhe owners E/BJust how nice that was of me
[Verse 5]
F#7I could buy Cmaj7myself a reason EmI could sell myself a job EmI could hang myself on treason EmOh I am my own damn God
End on Em with optional cackling and howls.