Modest Mouse - The best room

Let l^Coose with your charms Go ^Creckless, unharmed We ^Amall signed the card: ^Am"Get well, but don't you try too ^Chard" ^CThe lessons unlearned ^COh, this meeting is adjourned ^G Oh, these ^AmWestern concerns ^AmHold my place in line while I get your ^G/Cturn

^CTo the empty balconies we ser^Amenade ^AmAll the playgrounds where them kids don't get to ^G/Cplay ^CDirty parkies went and chased them all^Am away ^AmTo the game consoles to fatten

^CThe best room they have ^CIs the last room you want The ^Ambathroom's outside ^AmPolice tape is tied ^GTo the d^Coorknobs for rooms ^CNine through thirty-two All these W^Amestern concerns ^AmWe beg while we chew

These ^FWestern concerns are all I ^Gever really learned to be conc^Amerned with [Chorus] ^AmBut don't you, don't you know it's ^Fhard Feeling ^Dmtired every time^Am that you try? Ain't it h^Fard feeling ^Dmtired all the ^Amtime?

The family living upstairs must have a ^Cfleet of ride along mowers While the ^Amnovelist to my right's convinced that every woman's a whore ^GBut he ^Cbothers me time and again ^CTo set him up with my very best friends and I say, ^Am"What?!" ^AmSays he doesn't restate but he will not shut up!

^AmWell don't you, don't you know it's ^Fhard Feeling ^Dmtired every time that you tr^Amy? Ain't it ^Fhard feeling t^Dmired all the ^Amtime? ^AmDon't you, don't you know

^FI'm going to bury ^GMy head in the woods right ^Cnow ^FScan for some mycelium ^GAnd bring a little back to ^Ctown

^AmWell don't you, don't you know it's ^Fhard (I'm going to bury) Feeling t^Gired every ^Amtime that you try? (My head in the woods right now) Ain't it ^Fhard feeling t^Dmired all the ^Amtime? (Scan for some mycelium and bring a little back to town)

Go^C reckless, unharmed ^CYep, the shut-ins, they're well armed Well, we ^Amall led the charge ^Am'Til we ran aground in our party ^Gbarge ^CEvery little gift was just one more part of their grift Oh, yeah, we k^Amnow it ^AmOh, yeah, we know it

The ^Cbest news that we got ^CWas some dumb hokum we'd all bought Oh, though ^Amreckless, feeling great ^AmWe're the sexiest of all primates Let's let ^Cloose with our charms ^CShake our ass and wave our arms All going a^Ampeshit