Modern Baseball - Two good things

^GTrying hard not to l^Emook like I'm trying that ^Chard D D (hold) Failing miserably at everything, including that ^GMaking plans in my ^Emhead right before I go to s^Cleep Trying to think of who ^Dcould make a better me than ^Gme ^GMaybe I'll shoot him an ^Ememail Maybe he'll give it a ^Cgo Then I'll be free to just e^Emvaporate, di^Dsperse, or im^Gplode Picking at holes in my je^Emans There's so much G^Cod in my gene ^Empool ^GNot feeling lonely, I just like b^Deing a^Glone

I've called^Em A throug^Ch F al^Gready but no one k^Dnows Why one gir^Eml, one ba^Cnd, two p^Gaychecks are m^Dore than I can handle Mathematic^Emally that can^C't be more tha^Gn one end of a can^Ddle Bottom of^Em the ninth, can^C't find my^G socks

Lord k^Dnows I'm s^Emtuck between t^Dwo good thin^Cgs, but I just wanna get ^Emout ^EmMom kno^Dws I sh^Emould have been home an h^Cour ago But I'm ^Gstill outsi^Dde, not doing anything wro^Cng Just w^Emalking in circles, replaying h^Cigh school songs in my h^Dead Because it's be^Emtter than ^Clying awa^Gke