Modern Baseball - Going to bed now

^GWhat do you give someone ^BmWho's already got one of every^Emthing you thought would ^Cbe the perfect ^EmAccoutrement to ^Ctheir unnerving ^Gtem^Cpera^Dment? ^GAttentio^Cn ^G

What could a ^Glowly peasant being like my^Bmself Offer a perfect pleasant ^Emsavior of hu^Cmanity The red^Emeemer of us ^Csickly, sinning ^Ghillbillies? ^{D G}Attention^{C Asus4 G/B}

^CJust one more ^Dresounding ^Emstab at all the others You've almost blown your ^Dcover But your ^Ctraps don't stick One more ^Dbottle should do the trick Discreetly ^Emcleansing the remnants of every d^Disdainful quip ^CYou found no ^Descape route But I ^Gknow you ^G/Fwell e^Emnough to hate you ^Cnow It's too bad you ^Am/Chaven't figured that out

^GWhat do you call someone ^BmWho calls you out on DI^EmY ethics you ^Cdon't embody ^EmAs he drains his ^Cdad and mommy's ^Gmonthly data ^Dplan? ^GAn asshole ^C With an ^GiPhone

^GI'll admit, I'm in the ^Bmsame boat Caught between my ^Emadolescent safety net And ^Cwhere the world wants me ^Gto be But I never use ^Asus4that as an excuse To ^Emtreat my friends the ^Cway that you treat me

^CJust one more ^Ddistorted, ^Emsad attempt at humor From the jagged, bleeding ^Dtumor in our ^Cthroat Malignance at ^Dbest, and quick to ad^Emdress yourself As anything other than what we've ^Dlearned to ex^Cpect D (Dead Strum) The patron saint of Good God Damn ^GI'll ^G/Fkick myself to ^Emsleep Before I shake that grimy, ^Cdirty, crusted, arrogant ^Cmhand So please leave my ^Ghouse