Tuning: E A D G B E

Waltzing rhythm 6/8 [Intro] C G Am C F C D G C G Am C F G C C F F [Verse]

It’s^C 9 o’cl^Gock on a Sat^Amurday ^C The ^Fregular cr^Cowd comes ^Dalong ^G There’s an ^Cold man^G sitting n^Amext to me ^C With a y^Founger man ^Gstroking h^Cis schl^Cong

He s^Cays son^G can you str^Amap on so^Cme mammaries High^F heels, bl^Conde wig, ^Dwomen’s c^Glothes ‘Cause you’^Cre soft^G and you’r^Ame sweet, I ^Ccould eat you complete From you^Fr blonde ha^Gir right d^Cown to ^Cyour toes

[Interlude]

^AmLa da ^Cda de de Da ^D7 ^D7 ^Am C D7 D7 G G7 G* G7* da da de de Da da DA

[Chorus]

^CWhack off ^Gmy dong it's a^Am banana, m^Can ^FWhack off ^Cmy dong,^D tonig^Ght Well we're a^Cll in the m^Good for som^Ame sodom^Cy And ^Fyou'll keep us^G squealing a^Cll nig^Cht

[Instrumental] C G Am C F G C C F F C C F F [Verse]

Now ^CJohn at^G the bar is ^Ama friend^C of mine He'l^Fl suck off^C a bloke f^Dor a fee ^G But don’t b^Ce too f^Gast to go ^Amspreading y^Cour ass ‘Cause h^Fis cock is ^Gbig as a t^Cree ^C

He s^Cays, Bi^Gll, I believ^Ame this i^Cs killing me As t^Fhe smile r^Can wide 'c^Dross his ^Gface 'Cause I'm ^Csure I ^Gcould be a^Am blue movie^C star If you'd^F get your c^Gock out of^C my fac^Ce.

Oh la da da diddy ah (etc) (should be sung with increasing effect of something large taking up more and more space in the singer’s mouth)

^AmLa da ^Cda de de Da ^D7 ^D7 ^Am C D7 D7 G G7 G* G7* da da de de Da da DA

[Chorus]

^CWhack off ^Gmy dong it's a^Am banana, m^Can ^FWhack off ^Cmy dong,^D tonig^Ght Well we're a^Cll in the m^Good for som^Ame sodom^Cy And ^Fyou'll keep us^G squealing a^Cll nig^Cht

[Instrumental] C G Am C F G C C F F C C F F [Verse]

Now ^CPaul is^G a real esta^Amte novel^Cist Who ^Fnever gets^C primed fo^Dr his wif^Ge And he's su^Ccking o^Gff Davy, w^Amho's squirt^Cin' his gravy And scre^Famin' as if^G for his l^Cife ^C

And ^Cthe wai^Gter is polis^Amhing pen^Cises As t^Fhe busines^Csmen slowl^Dy get bon^Ged Yes they're^C sharin^Gg a sad li^Amttle circle^C jerk But it's^F better tha^Gn beating ^Cyour ow^Cn.

^AmLa da ^Cda de de Da ^D7 ^D7 ^Am C D7 D7 G G7 G* G7* da da de de Da da DA

[Chorus]

^CWhack off ^Gmy dong it's a^Am banana, m^Can ^FWhack off ^Cmy dong,^D tonig^Ght Well we're a^Cll in the m^Good for som^Ame sodom^Cy And ^Fyou'll keep us^G squealing a^Cll nig^Cht

[Instrumental] C G Am C F G C C F F C C F F [Verse]

It's^C a pret^Gty good crow^Amd for a ^C Satu^Frday And t^Che manager^D winks me^G in code Cause he’s ^Cknows t^Ghat it it'^Ams me they'v^Ce been coming to see And late^Fr I’ll swal^Glow his lo^Cad ^C

And ^Cmy orga^Gn, it feels ^Amlike a c^Carnival And ^Fthe gerbil^C, it smell^Ds like a ^Gbeer And they fi^Cll up m^Gy glass an^Amd put stuff^C in my ass And say ^Fman, does y^Gour wife k^Cnow you^C’re here?

^AmLa da ^Cda de de Da ^D7 ^D7 ^Am C D7 D7 G G7 G* G7* da da de de Da da DA

[Chorus]

^CWhack off ^Gmy dong it's a^Am banana, m^Can ^FWhack off ^Cmy dong,^D tonig^Ght Well we're a^Cll in the m^Good for som^Ame sodom^Cy And ^Fyou'll keep us^G squealing a^Cll nig^Cht

[Instrumental] C G Am C F G C C F F C C F F

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