Misc Your Songs - Theus ixion - the ballad of little ray

^GLate last week on a ^Dstarry ^Anight ^CRay came rollin' into ^Dtown ^GHonkin' the horn of the ^DGeo ^AMetro ^CThat he was drivin' ^Daround

^GWell, he pulled up to a ^Dhonky-^Atonk ^CAn he mosied right ^Dinside ^GSaw a mechanical bull ^Dsittin' in the ^Acorner ^CSo he thought he'd give it a ^Dride

^GHe hit the switch and ^Dpretty ^Aquick ^CHe was flyin' cross the ^Dbar ^GLanded on the lap of a ^Dgrizzled ^Acowboy ^CAnd busted his ^Dguitar

^GWell, the dude got mad and ^Dpulled his ^Apistol ^CThen he told Ray to ^Ddance ^GBut Ray got so scared that ^Dinstead of ^Adancin' ^CHe just pissed his ^Dpants

^GAnd Ray was the ^Dbiggest ^Asissy ^CThe town had ever ^Dseen ^GSo they give some ^Dearrings and ^Afrilly panties ^CSo he could look just like a ^Dqueen.

^GNow he's rolled on down to ^Danother ^Atown ^C'Cause they all called him a ^Dfool ^GNow Ray's decided, instead of ^Dbull ^Aridin' ^CHe'd just stick with ^Dpool.