Misc Your Songs - The shitbirds - t-mac and the mountain

^GI testify, ^Emin front of you, I’m h^Cere to tell my ^D7story ^GAbout the time, I ^Emepically, rode ^Con the wings of ^D7glory It was ^Cpast midnight, on ^Gmountain high Just my ^CBaby and me, in the ^Gdark of night The ^Cmoon was blue, just ^Gfor this run My ^Cskis were hot, like a ^Gmillion suns My ^Cloins were fire just like ^GSolomon’s And I ^Cwaxed up my skis for per^Gfection

With ^Gvisions and ^Emconfidence I was ^CBodie Miller plus ^D7Jesus It was ^Gminus 10, I ^Emwore no clothes, ^Cexcept a shirt that was ^D7sleeveless There was ^CSasquatch there, and a ^Gfriend of his A ^CYeti peeked out and just to ^Glook at this There were ^Canimals there drinking ^Gbeer and rum And just ^Cme on a well lighted ^Gpodium I looked ^Cdown upon in ^Gastonishment And the ^Canticipation of en^Glightenment

The ^Gdifficulty, of the this ^Emcurrent run, had been ^Cmatched in only ^D7dreams of There were ^Gright turns and a ^Emloop de loop, that make a ^Clesser man just ^D7scream and, ^CEvil Kennival would ^Gdie Most ^Clesser men, they would ^Gcry There was a ^Ccrevase that had no ^Gend And a ^Ccliff that I’m sure would o^Gffend And a ^Ctree with limbs like a ^Gknife And a ^Cgrizzly just ripe for a ^Gfight

So with the ^Gpistol shot, I ^Embombed on down, in ^Cgrotesque quest for ^D7glory And I ^Gturned right and did a ^Emloop de loop and ^Cavoided the Grizzly ^D7goring I ^Cjumped off the cliff, and I ^Gflew Over ^Canimals and camera ^Gcrew Past the ^Ccrevase, I did a cork^Gscrew And the ^Chalfpipe, I slpit into ^Gtwo I’d ^Cflipped over dangerous ^Gtrees But a ^Cdeer ran right into my ^Gknees

I’m ^Galive to say, that en^Emlightenment is at^Ctained by feats of ^D7valor I can ^Gfloat away, on a ^Emcloud of love, u^Cpon an angel’s ^D7shoulders….