Misc Your Songs - The shitbirds - i might be 40

Well I ^Gdrive an old truck, and I coach a little league, and I drink a little too much ^Cbeer I ^Dgot a little fat, and my beard is getting grey, and I think everybody is ^Gqueer I ^Ggotta go to work, and I gotta get the kids, and I’m plotting out my own ^Cdemise But I’m ^Ddrinking up tonight just to tell you all how you all look through my ^Geyes

I might be ^C40, but you’re a son-of-a-^Gbitch ^G7 I might be ^Dfalling apart but the joke’s on ^Gyou from the ^G7start I might be 4^C0, but you’re ugly as a ^Gdog ^G7 Please don’t ^Dtake this so hard, or we might leave ^Gyou out in the ^G7yard I might be ^C40, I don’t need this ^Gshit, I might just ^Dquit, cause you’re a son-of-a-^Gbitch

Well I’ve ^Gnever swiped right, and I’ve never made quiche, and I don’t know what the Bible ^Csays About ^Dpassing out drunk in out in my old sweatpants, and snoring in my wife’s ^Gforehead I still ^Gdream of waking up on a desert isle with Jess Mckillop ^Cthere But ^Dthen I wake up on the couch in the morning with about 10 more grey ^Ghairs

I might be ^C40, but you’re a son-of-a-^Gbitch ^G7 I might be ^Dfalling apart but the joke’s on ^Gyou from the ^G7start I might be ^C40, but you’re so stupid ^Git’s a ^G7sin Please don’t ^Dcurse at the Lord, cause you won a ^GDarwin ^G7Award I might be ^C40, I don’t need this ^Gshit, I might just ^Dquit, cause you’re a son-of-a-^Gbitch

Well I got ^Glaid twice and I’m trying to remember, the best parts in my ^Cmind And I’m ^Dsweeping the garage and I’m putting on a roof, and I’m dreaming of my wife’s be^Ghind I d^Grop’em on off and I pick’em back up and they don’t look any different to ^Cme It’s the ^Dmiddle ages in the middle of the night and I’m writing this song about ^Gthee

I might be ^C40, but you’re a son-of-a-^Gbitch ^G7 I might be ^Dfalling apart but the joke’s on ^Gyou from the ^G7start I might be ^C40, but you’re a pussy and a ^Gfraud ^G7 Please don’t ^Dtake this hard, my older brother’s giving wed^Ggies out in the ^G7yard I might be ^C40, I don’t need this ^Gshit, I might just ^Dquit, cause you’re a son-of-a-^Gbitch I might just ^Dquit, cause you’re a son-of-a-^Gbitch