Misc Your Songs - Ted aldrich - in love with my secretary

^CThe radio goes off at ^AM6:00am^F, I struggle to my ^Gfeet. ^C Put on my suit and hit the ^AMroad again.^F I've got deadlines t^FMo meet again. But ^Cwhile I drive, what's ^Don my mind is ^FChristine, ^DMmy ^G secre^Cta^AMry.^{F G}

^CChristine, ^AMChristine would you ^Fplease come ^Gin, I've got to ^Cdictate this ^AMletter that I ^Fneed by the ^Gend of the ^Cday Christine^AM, God you ^Flook so ^Gcute to^Cday^AM. ^{F G C}Dear ^AMSir, in re^Fsponse to your ^Gnote of the ^C8th, I need some ^AMtime to ad^Fjust to the ^Grise in the ^Crates and then I'll ^AMcall you to ^Flet you ^Gknow where I ^Cst^AMand^F. ^{G C}Sincerely ^AMyour^Fs, ^GI ^Cam.^F.. ^{C G G G G G G}

In ^DMlove with my ^Gsecretary, ^Cshe's not my ^AMstyle, but when she ^DMwalks into the ^Groom, I can't but ^Chelp to go ^AMwild But I'm ^DMnot the type of ^Gguy who leaves his ^Csenses for a ^AMsmile in the ^Fdoorway^G. My secre^Ctary^F. ^{C G G G G G G}

^CChristine, ^AMChistine would you ^Fplease come ^Gin. I've got this ^Cannual re^AMport that I've ^Fgot to be^Ggin, I don't know ^Chow I'll ever ^AMstart it though the ^Fway you ^Glook walking ^Cby my desk.^{AM F G C}Dear ^AMSirs, this ^Fyear has been ^Gfiscally ^Csound and I am ^AMhappy to re^Fport that our ^Gcosts have gone ^Cway down^{AM F} and our ^Gstock has gone ^Cup a^AMgain^F. ^{G C}Sincerely ^AMYour^Fs,^G I ^Cam...^{F C G G G G G G G G}

^DMIn love with my ^Gsecretary, she ^Cworks like a ^AMsnail and for her ^DMburnt black ^Gcoffee they should ^Cthrow her in ^AMjail. She can't ^DMtype for her ^Glife but she is ^Ccertainly a ^AMplus for the ^Fcompany. Yea ^Gyea, my secre^Ctary.^{F C G G G G G G} In l^DMove with my ^Gsecretary, ^Cdo,do,do,^AMdo, I said in ^DMlove with my s^Gecretary, ^Cwo, wo, wo, ^AMwo In ^DMlove with my ^Gsecretary, ^Cdo do do ^AMdo do do do ^Fdo do do do ^Gdo do do do ^Cdo. ^{F C}