I’m ^Amswearing at the ^Cshop girl be^Gcause the price is ^Dwrong; The ^Amshelf it sang ‘on ^Coffer’, but the ^Gtill a different ^Emsong. ^AmJust a tin of ^Cbeans; full price – ^Dan extra 20^Gp; Might ^Amnot be much to ^Cyou but it’s a ^Dfucking deal to ^Emme!

I ^Amtake a breath, ^Chold my tongue; ‘cause ^Greally I can ^Dtell that ^Am20p to ^Cher would mean a ^Gbastard lot as ^Emwell. ^AmCrap job; ^Cminimum wage; ^Dtreated like ^Gshit; Not ^Amher fault; ^Cshe’s checkout; ^Dshe didn’t do ^Emit.

Hit ^Amleft against your sis^Emter; Punch ^Amright against your bro^Emther; And, ^Amif I say stop ^Emfighting, then kick ^Dme. ^G Hate ^Amthose who don't de^Emserve it; Blame ^Amyourselves and one a^Emnother; You’ve ^Amtried every di^Emrection but the ^Gone that sets you ^Dfree!

I’m ^Amswearing at the ^Cshop girl be^Gcause the price is ^Dwrong; But the ^Amguy doing ^Csignage had ^Gbeen on shift too ^Emlong. The ^Amfigures he was ^Cworking with, the ^Dnumber one of^Gfender; ^AmDatabase ^Ccontract won on the ^Dlowest fucking ten^Emder.

Acco^Amuntants chose the ^Csoftware: no tec^Gh. skills to ^Djudge it; But ^Amit was cheap; the ^Csalesman neat; it ^Gall came in on ^Embudget. ^AmManager likes the ^Csystem, and she ^Dconvinced the ^Gboard; Now ^Amshe’s back in con^Ctention for the ^Dend of year ^Emawards.

Hit ^Amleft against your sis^Emter; Punch ^Amright against your bro^Emther; And, ^Amif I say stop ^Emfighting, then kick ^Dme. ^G Hate ^Amthose who don't de^Emserve it; Blame ^Amyourselves and one a^Emnother; You’ve ^Amtried every di^Emrection but the ^Gone that sets you ^Dfree!

And ^Amup and up and ^Cup it goes: a ^Gpyramid of ^Drats; Dire^Amctors and e^Cxecutives: ^Gsycophantic ^Emtwats. ^AmCovering their ^Carses: thin^Dking of the ^Gdough; Cock-^Amsucking ^Cthose above; ^Dcrapping on those ^Embelow.

Until ^Amyou get to ^C‘number one’: fuck ^Gall for him to ^Dfear; And a ^Amseat in the ^CLords at the ^Gend of his ca^Emreer. The ^Amtensions be^Cneath him are ^Djust part of the ^Gplot; And ^Amall those 20^Cps add up to a ^Dbrand new ^Emyacht!

Hit ^Amleft against your sis^Emter; Punch ^Amright against your bro^Emther; And, ^Amif I say stop ^Emfighting, then kick ^Dme. ^G Hate ^Amthose who don't de^Emserve it; Blame ^Amyourselves and one a^Emnother; You’ve ^Amtried every di^Emrection but the ^Gone that sets you ^Dfree!

I’m ^Amswearing at the ^Cshop girl be^Gcause the price is ^Dwrong; But the ^Ampath through all the ^Cscoundrels me^Ganders and it’s ^Emlong. A ^Amrancid com^Cmand chain; meri^Dtocracy back-to-^Gfront; I’m ^Amswearing at the ^Cshop girl because the ^DCEO’s a ^Emcunt.

Hit ^Amleft against your sis^Emter; Punch ^Amright against your bro^Emther; And, ^Amif I say stop ^Emfighting, then kick ^Dme. ^G Hate ^Amthose who don't de^Emserve it; Blame ^Amyourselves and one a^Emnother; You’ve ^Amtried every di^Emrection but the ^Gone that sets you ^Dfree!

Misc Your Songs - Swearing at the shop girl