Misc Your Songs - Staplegun - why our band isnt named starshit

^AmShe stood in the doorway loo^Gking at me ^AmShe wanted an answer, w^Ghat could it be ^FBut I just lo^Goked a^Amway.

^AmShe stood in the doorway scre^Gaming my name ^AmAnswer the question o^Gr we never get fame ^FBut I just lo^Goked a^Amway

^AmIf you're going to ignore me, t^Ghen I pick the name ^AmStarshit it is an^Gd I'm not to blame ^FWhen everyone lo^Goks aw^Amay (in shame)

^AStarshit ^FStarshit ^GStarshit ^AmOooooh Starshit

^AmShe wanted an answer b^Gut what could I say ^AmIt's not like you name y^Gour band everyday ^FSo I just loo^Gked aw^Amay

^AmI finally stood up and ^Gthrew up my hands ^AmI held my ground and m^Gade a few sounds ^FNow hear my ban^Gdname sug^Amgestions!

^AScissor heads, ^FButterscotch, ^GPoker thumb, B^Amelzebub ^FNeedle mouth, S^Gticky dick, T^Amappy Toe and Ra^Ammalalama

^ALiqour Eye, P^Fizza ass, ^GTrains and cranes, P^Amoltergeist, ^FStaple gun, ^GRichochet, F^Amish and sticks and ^Ammashed potatoes

^FBut she just lo^Goked a^Amway [Verse 6] ^AmI took her hand, I^G wanted to say ^AmThat Starshit will never f^Gly anyway ^FWe didn't lo^Gok a^Amway

^AmBut now dear friends y^Gou must make a choice ^AmSpeak your mind, y^Ges raise your voice ^FWhat w^Gill be o^Amur name (No blame) ^FWhat w^Gill be o^Amur name (don't feel shame) ^FWhat w^Gill be o^Aur name!