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Mortaritaville Parody of Margaritaville [Intro] D G A D [Verse]
DLiving on pound cake,while my MRE bakes. All of my gear is covered in Adust. AStrumming my six string, under the palm
trees
Smell Hadji coming from a mileD away.D7
[Chorus]
GWastin’ Aaway again in BaghDdad, D7 Gsearching’ for my Aplane ticket Dhome. D7 GSome people Asay that Sadia DHussain Ais to Gblame, what you think JunAior?, I think it’s all Roosevelt’sD fault.
[Verse]
DWe don’t know the reason, we are missing deer season. Nothing to show but a turbin orA two. AWe’re just National Guard, like to
drink and play cards.
And how we got here we ain’t gotD a clue. D7
[Chorus]
GWastin’ Aaway again in BaghDdad, D7 Gsearching’ for my Aplane ticket Dhome. D7 GSome people Asay that Sadia DHussain Ais to Gblame, what you think aboAut it Brown,I think it’s all ChainDs fault.
[Verse]
DStepped out of the Humvee, stepped in some dougie. Now I got shit all over my booAts. ADon’t know if it’s Hadji, it could be a
donkeys. But it really stinks and I don’t know
what tDo do. D7
[Chorus]
GWastin’ Aaway again in BaghDdad, D7 Gsearching’ for my Aplane ticket Dhome. D7 GSome people Asay that Sadia DHussain Ais to Gblame, but we knAow,it’s all Vulcious Dfault.
[Verse]
DSo a guy named Malcolm, think I’m gonna choke him.
He says one more word that I can’t
understaAnd. AHe thinks it’s funny, I think he’s
talking about. Yeah at least I don’t wipe my ass with
my hDand D7
[Chorus]
GWastin’ Aaway again in BagDhdad,D7 Gone weekend a Amonth yeah myD ass. D7 GI’d like to Akick my recruiter Dright square Ain the tGeeth, but I Aknow, it’s my own damn faDult.
[Outro] D G A D