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[Intro] (Credits to Johnny Cash) [Verse 1]
GWell, I left home at five forty nine CAn' went down to Costco to stand in line GThe first hour they had the Dstock truck rollin in to bGuy
[Verse 2]
GWell that line went all the way around in back CAnd even thought this virus don’t make you splat GI knew I’d need it to assist in my impending Dpoo,
[Verse 3] There were 750 rolls to unpack, and Boy, was I happy to see that, Till I realized In that line, I was number 759 [Verse 4] Well I squeezed real tight And held my breath I knew I was in trouble, cause I starten to get That ol prairie doggin feeling, in my behind [Chorus]
GBut Now I’m wiping it one piece at a time CAnd that paper’s there’s as thin than a dime GI gotta take care my fingers don”t slip right tDhrough
GI’m wiping one sheet at a time CI don’t wanna go back and stand in line GJust waiting it out till my Dnext poo’s dGue
(Verse 5) Well I got home just in time With that one last lonely roll of mine I gonna have to start skippin the beer, chili and wine (Verse 6) And when I get back in that line I gotta find out how to get me some of that, Charmin quilted double layer extra fine (Chorus) But Now I’m wiping it one piece at a time And that paper’s there’s as thin than a dime I gotta take care or my fingers don’t slip right through I’m wiping one sheet at a time I don’t wanna go back and stand in line But I’m waiting here cause it’s Corona time Here we go I’m wiping one piece at a time Cause it’s the only roll that crowd left behind Gonna have to make do without a roll or two I’m wiping one sheet at a time I ain’t gonna go back and stand in that line I’ll just wait it out, with a Corona and lime ************************************ One for All and All for One ************************************