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[03 - Szechuan Sauce] [verse 1]
I want that Amszechuan Csauce and I Dmneed it Cquick-Ely AmI need it Cmore than Dmmort or CRick-Ey You Amknow that Csauce it's from the Dmmulan Cmov-Eie the Amrant that they Cgave well it Dmcertainly Cmoved Eme
F and it moved the throngsE all across the land F they joined together in one Evoice they did band Fand mcdonalds decided to take the Ehint but they Fsure fucked it Eup with a Amlimited Dmone day Estint
[verse 2]
I want that Amszechuan Csauce be-Dmfore I turn CfortEy or I'll Amopen up a Cportal like inDm Rick and CMortEy and by Amportal I Cmean I'll rip your Dmasshole Ca-Epart Amnever will you Cever hear the Dmsound of your Cown Efart
Fyou see there were not e-Enough supplies Fand some locations they wereE naught but lies Fand soon the air was full of Ecries Fpeople Eshouting I Amhope Mc-CDon-Dmald's Edies
[verse 3]
I want that Amszechuan Csauce and I Dmneed it CswiftEly AmI need it Cso we can Dmget all CschwiffEty come Amon everyCbody just like Dmmorty and CrickEy drop your Ampants drop your Cdrawers shirt the Dmfloors and get CschwiffEty
FMy friend Ty heE called up the store Fasked about the sauce and the Elady told him sure Fcome by at two mayEbe a little before when Fhe got Ethere "Amthought you were Cjoking" Dmsaid that Ewhore
[verse 4]
I want that Amszechuan Csauce now Dmgive it Cto Eme now let's Amall go Cback and watch that Dmmulan CmovEie i'll be Amdunkin my Cnuggets Dmfeeling so CgrooEvy en-Amjoying this sweet Csubstance which Dmused to e-Clude Eme
FSo they made a scene andE both sides got mean Fas anger boils he bagan to screamE THE FAWK YOU MEAN FSo they kicked him out and told himE "Don't you ever come back" They Ftook his Epicture and Amhung it Dmup with a Etack
[Coda]
I want that Amszechuan Csauce and I Dmneed it Cquick-Ely AmI need it Cmore than Dmmort or CRick-Ey You Amknow that Csauce it's from the Dmmulan Cmov-Eie the Amrant that they Cgave well it Dmcertainly Cmoved Eme
I want that Amszechuan Csauce be-Dmfore I turn CfortEy or I'll Amopen up a Cportal like inDm Rick and CMortEy and by Amportal I Cmean I'll rip your Dmasshole Ca-Epart Amnever will you Cever hear the Dmsound of your Cown Efart
I want that Amszechuan Csauce and I Dmneed it CswiftEly AmI need it Cso we can Dmget all CschwiffEty come Amon everyCbody just like Dmmorty and CrickEy drop your Ampants drop your Cdrawers shirt the Dmfloors and get CschwiffEty
I want that Amszechuan Csauce now Dmgive it Cto Eme now let's Amall go Cback and watch that Dmmulan CmovEie i'll be Amdunkin my Cnuggets Dmfeeling so CgrooEvy en-Amjoying this sweet Csubstance which Dmused to e-Clude Eme