Misc Your Songs - Robb frost the hobo rockstar - second wipes

^DTook a shit about an ^Ghour ago and now my ^Bmass is getting ^Dswam^Apy ^Dhead on to the ^Gbathroom to give my^Bmself a ^Amlittle ^Dwipey

whatcha know about those ^Dsecond ^Gwipes just give your^Bmself a ^Aswipe to avoid those ^Dshitty ^Gstripes you ^Bmknow ^Dthe ^Atype now it's ^Dtime to ^Ghype those ^Bmsecond ^Awipes just ^Dswipe your pipe ^Gand avoid those ^Bmshit^Aty ^Dstripes

now when you're ^Dtaking a shit ^Gsome of it dries and ^Bmsticks to the hair ^Din your ^Acrack and it ^Dlingers there until ^Glater so that ^Bmit may make ^Dit's at^Atack ^D it waits until you're ^Gsweaty makes you ^Bmitch and ^Dscratch your ^Aass ^D and that is all it ^Gtakes to turn your ^Bmunderw^Amear to ^Dtrash

whatcha know about those ^Dsecond ^Gwipes just give your^Bmself a ^Aswipe to avoid those ^Dshitty ^Gstripes you ^Bmknow ^Dthe ^Atype now it's ^Dtime to ^Ghype those ^Bmsecond ^Awipes just ^Dswipe your pipe ^Gand avoid those ^Bmshit^Aty ^Dstripes

^DWhen I was younger I ^Galways used to get these ^Bmskid marks ^Din my ^Apants but ^Dnow i've learned this ^Glittle trick and it ^Bmmakes me ^Dwanna ^Adance ^D a short while ^Gafter you poo and your ^Bmass is ^Dgetting ^Asweaty ^D give it a wipe or ^Gmaybe two and ^Bmthen you're ^Adone and ^Dready

whatcha know about those ^Dsecond ^Gwipes just give your^Bmself a ^Aswipe to avoid those ^Dshitty ^Gstripes you ^Bmknow ^Dthe ^Atype now it's ^Dtime to ^Ghype those ^Bmsecond ^Awipes just ^Dswipe your pipe ^Gand avoid those ^Bmshit^Aty ^Dstripes

whatcha know about those ^Dsecond ^Gwipes just give your^Bmself a ^Aswipe to avoid those ^Dshitty ^Gstripes you ^Bmknow ^Dthe ^Atype now it's ^Dtime to ^Ghype those ^Bmsecond ^Awipes just ^Dswipe your pipe ^Gand avoid those ^Bmshit^Aty ^Dstripes

N.C.

Second wipes the only way to keep skidmarks out of your life