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[Verse 1]
CAt the mobil FMart on US G1 in FDania there Cis this little Fdouchey man who Gmust suffer from Fmania I Casked him for his Fbathroom key but my Gfood stamp card wasn't good eFnough you see so I Cgave him my inteFrim ID Yet he Gstill deCnied me
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FLuckily some passerby took Cpity on my plight He Fhanded the man his ID to Cmy sphincter's delight god Fbless you sir I said to him as Che walks out of sight I can't believe that Fguy at that Mobil Mart in CDania was Fso dag-Gnab-ly Ctrite
[Chorus]
C At the mobil martF At the mobil martC That guy was Fsuch a fartC At the Fmobil mart In GDa-Fni-Ca C At the mobil martF At the mobil martC That guy was Fsuch a fartC At the Fmobil mart In GDa-Fni-Ca
[Verse 2]
CAt the mobil FMart on US G1 in FDania there Cis this little Fdouchey man who Gmust suffer from Fmania I Cwent outside to Feat my food and Gstrum on this six Fstring Saying Chowdy to all the Fgood people who enGjoy hearing me Fsing then Cout he came a Fmarching, that Gmobil mart manic Fking he Csaid you cannot Fsit here even though you Gbroke your Cthing
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the Fthing of which I'm talking bout is Cmy bicycle cart I said Fcome on man I'm broken down, won't you Cplease have a heart FBut he didn't care at all, that Cfuddy duddy fart even Fthough I was buying Cstuff all day from Fhis mobGil Cmart
[Chorus]
C At the mobil martF At the mobil martC That guy was Fsuch a fartC At the Fmobil mart In GDa-Fni-Ca C At the mobil martF At the mobil martC That guy was Fsuch a fartC At the Fmobil mart In GDa-Fni-Ca
[Verse 3]
CAt the mobil FMart on US G1 in FDania there Cis this little Fdouchey man who Gmust suffer from Fmania I Cwent back there to Fplay this song and Gshow him how I Ffelt I Cplayed it for many Fhours in a heat that would Cmake most people Fmelt I Cplayed so long that FI lost weight and Ghad to tighten my Fbelt and I reCturned to play it aFgain and again each time that Gcard I was Cdealt
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F the man he yelled at me and Ctold me to get out but Fthat only strengthened my resolve and Clouder i did shout F the cops then showed up, he Ccalled them that's no doubt but they saidF just don't block the Csidewalk when i Ftold them Gwhat I was Cabout
[Chorus]
C At the mobil martF At the mobil martC That guy was Fsuch a fartC At the Fmobil mart In GDa-Fni-Ca C At the mobil martF At the mobil martC That guy was Fsuch a fartC At the Fmobil mart In GDa-Fni-Ca CAt the mobil mart FAt the mobil mart CAt the mobil mart That guy was Fsuch a fart Where CAt F G F C G F C G F C G F C I'll tell you where my friend, In Da-ni-a, I said In Da-ni-a, Castle Insa-ni-a