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Piss Pants [Chorus]
I got the EPiss Pants been F#mwearing these pants too Along and now they C#msmell like Bpiss I got the EPiss Pants the F#msmells getting so bad it's surely Asomething C#mno one would Bmiss I got the EPiss Pants It F#mcannot be ignored I'm sure I'm the Abutt of C#mmany a Bdiss I got the EPiss Pants I F#mbetter wash em soon or I'll have Anobo-C#mdy to Bkiss
[Verse 1]
AYou know how when you Btake a piss you Ealways get a drop F#min your pants F#mno matter how you Bshake or how you shimmy or as Emuch as you C#mwiggle and Bdance well those Adrops add up after a Bweek or two it'sE quite hard to aF#mvoid this stink F#mbut there must be a way to Bsolve this problem Ecome on man it's C#mtime to Bthink
[Chorus]
I got the EPiss Pants been F#mwearing these pants too Along and now they C#msmell like Bpiss I got the EPiss Pants the F#msmells getting so bad it's surely Asomething C#mno one would Bmiss I got the EPiss Pants It F#mcannot be ignored I'm sure I'm the Abutt of C#mmany a Bdiss I got the EPiss Pants I F#mbetter wash em soon or I'll have Anobo-C#mdy to Bkiss
[Verse 2]
well I Asaw this show called the Bleague and they use a Epee bib to F#msop the drip basically it's just a Bnapkin you place between your Eunderwear and C#myour Bbishop Abut i got a Bproblem with that Ecause I wear no F#munderwear perhaps I could make a Blittle sheath Eto shroud my C#mdick with Bcare
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I got the EPiss Pants been F#mwearing these pants too Along and now they C#msmell like Bpiss I got the EPiss Pants the F#msmells getting so bad it's surely Asomething C#mno one would Bmiss I got the EPiss Pants It F#mcannot be ignored I'm sure I'm the Abutt of C#mmany a Bdiss I got the EPiss Pants I F#mbetter wash em soon or I'll have Anobo-C#mdy to Bkiss
[Verse 3]
Awhen people Bsmell it they probably Ethink I got drunk and F#mpissed myself but it's just built up from Ball those days that EI put laundry C#mon the Bshelf Ait can wrongly ruin your Breputation this Emenacing topic F#mof my rants and it can be so emBbarassing Ewhen everyC#mbody Bchants
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I got the EPiss Pants been F#mwearing these pants too Along and now they C#msmell like Bpiss I got the EPiss Pants the F#msmells getting so bad it's surely Asomething C#mno one would Bmiss I got the EPiss Pants It F#mcannot be ignored I'm sure I'm the Abutt of C#mmany a Bdiss I got the EPiss Pants I F#mbetter wash em soon or I'll have Anobo-C#mdy to Bkiss