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Robb Frost the Hobo Rockstar - Happy Zois 1. Wall Hugger 2. Place Is Getting Packed 3. I Think This Bitch Just Stole My Bud 4. Packed With People 5. The Toilet's Overflowing 6. Paul Revere's Wild Ride 7. Kicked Out of the Bar 8. Giftcard From the Dead 9. The Warehouse Party 10. Snotcicles 11. The Bridge Ain't Going Down 12. I Need to Bury Birdie 13. Wandering Down the Tracks 14. Found My Bud 1. Wall Hugger [Verse 1]
I'm the Dmwall Bbhugger AmI hug Gthe Amwall DmIt's not so Bbbad I don't Ammind it Gat Amall The Dmwall Bbhugger just a Ampart of Gthe Amwall DmPleae Ignore BbMe and Pay me Amno Gmind Fat Dmall
[Chorus]
while i'm Bbhuggin huggin huggin huggin huggin huggin hug-gin the Fwall yes I'm Bbhuggin huggin huggin huggin huggin huggin the Fwall i'm Bbhuggin huggin huggin huggin huggin huggin hug-gin the Fwall you see I'm Fhuggin the Cwall cause Amno one wants to Ghug me at Call
[Verse 2]
I'm the Dmwall Bbhugger Don't need no Amgirlie Gat Amall Cause DmI've got this Bbwall Amstraddled Gby my Amballs The Dmwall Bbhugger betwwen the Amstage and Gthe Amhall and DmI just cannot Bbhelp myself when I Amhear the Gwall Amcall
so i'm Bbhuggin huggin huggin huggin huggin huggin hug-gin the Fwall yes I'm Bbhuggin huggin huggin huggin huggin huggin the Fwall i'm Bbhuggin huggin huggin huggin huggin huggin hug-gin the Fwall you see I'm Fhuggin the Cwall cause Amno one wants to Ghug me at FHuggin the Cwall cause Amno one wants to Ghug me FHuggin the Cwall cause Amno one wants to Ghug me at Call
2. Place Is Getting Packed [Intro] C Dm F Em Dm C C Dm F Em Dm C Em Dm C Em Dm C [Verse]
CPlace is getting Dmpacked as people Fpile passing Empow-Dmwow-Cers CHearing hopes Dmhealing hands hoots Fhollers every Emhou-Dmwow-Cer CFrightened Feelings Dmfill me forces Ffight faces Emflow-Dmwow-Cer CTrees they twist and Dmthen they turn toFgether they now EmTow-Dmwow-Cer
[Chorus]
FSlowly sinking Csteadily so I Amstrum Cstrings Fon CMa-Dmtil-Gda FMerry music Cmagically Ammade CI Fne-Cver Dmbilled Gya FBringing brightness Cbountiful Ambeaut-Cif-Fly Cit Dmfilled Gya Ffire forge Cfaith forever Amfort-Cu-Fnate Cthey Dmwilled Gya Fwonder what the Cworld will write when the Amwarr-Ci-Fors Dmhave Gkilled ya
[Coda]
Too Many People too many people I think I'm losing my Dmind Too many people too many people I go outside to Gunwind Too Many People too many people I think I'm losing my Dmind Too many people too many people I go outside to Gunwind
3. I Think This Bitch Just Stole My Bud [Intro] G D Am C Em C D D [Chorus]
GI think this DBitch just Amstole my Cbud and EmI don't know Amwhat to Ddo GI beDgan to Amlook aCround and Emthen she Amdisappeared Dtoo AmI'm sure i looked Deverywhere Geven Dunder my Amshoe well i guess its not Emthat big a deal AmHappy DNew Year to GYou
[Bridge]
BmWorst Part was that I Dthought she wanted to Gspend Bmnew Dyears Bmwith Eme BmBut for her to Dwant that she'd Ghave Bmto Dbe Bmcra-Ezy BmI must've been Doff my rocker cause Gshe's Bmway Dtoo Bmpret-Ety BmWhat was I Dthinking I Gmust'Bmve DBeen Bmsil-Ely Bmcan't you Esee
[Verse 1]
So I look in my DbagG Das CI E take a cigarette DdragG D C E Search every Dnook Gand Deve-Cry crag and Ein my head I have this Dcon-Gstant Dnag That I Gmake girls Dgag and Amso my Cspir-Amits Dsag
[Chorus]
GI think this DBitch just Amstole my Cbud and EmI don't know Amwhat to Ddo GI beDgan to Amlook aCround and Emthen she Amdisappeared Dtoo AmI'm sure i looked Deverywhere Geven Dunder my Amshoe well i guess its not Emthat big a deal AmHappy DNew Year to GYou
[Bridge]
BmWorst Part was that I Dthought she wanted to Gspend Bmnew Dyears Bmwith Eme BmBut for her to Dwant that she'd Ghave Bmto Dbe Bmcra-Ezy BmI must've been Doff my rocker cause Gshe's Bmway Dtoo Bmpret-Ety BmWhat was I Dthinking I Gmust'Bmve DBeen Bmsil-Ely Bmcan't you Esee
[Verse 2]
So I look once aDgainG DPray Cshe was an actual DfriendG D C E Can't find it no Dwhere Gno DwhenC Esomeone even offers their Deyes Gto Dlend GMan this Dshit hapAmpens Cway too Amoft-Den
[Chorus]
GI think this DBitch just Amstole my Cbud and EmI don't know Amwhat to Ddo GI beDgan to Amlook aCround and Emthen she Amdisappeared Dtoo AmI'm sure i looked Deverywhere Geven Dunder my Amshoe well i guess its not Emthat big a deal AmHappy DNew Year to GYou AmHappy DNew Year to GYou AmHappy (Happy ZOIS Everybody) DNew Year to GYou
[Coda]
GI think this DBitch just Amstole my Cbud GI think this DBitch just Amstole my Cbud GI think this DBitch just Amstole my Cbud and EmI don't know Amwhat Dto GdoD Am C G D Am C
4. Packed With People [Intro] Am C F G F C E Am F G F C E Am F G F C E F G F C E F G F C E Am [Part 1]
AmDon't know where to Cgo because this Fplace is packed with Gpeo-Eple CanAmnot even turn aCround because this Fplace is packed with Gpeo-Eple Am I wanna Cget a drink but there's Fjust too many Gpeo-Eple AmMadness everyCwhere ensues in this Fplace that's packed with Gpeo-Eple
[Part 2]
AmDrinks they spill and Cglasses break in this Fplace that's packed with Epeople I Amwish that I could Cjust think straight but there's Fjust too many Epeople I Amknow now that I Cmust escape this Fplace that's packed with Epeople
[Part 3]
So I Amstruggle down the hall through the Fplace that's packed with Epeople Grab my Amstuff upon the wall despite my Fplace being packed with Epeople Finally Amreach the exit door into a Fplace with much less Epeople
[Closing]
I'm Amsorry that I Chad to go but there were Fjust Gtoo Fman-Can-Ey Ampeople FJust Gtoo Fman-Can-Ey FWay Gtoo Fman-Can-Ey FToo Gtoo Fman-Can-Ey Ampeople
5. The Toilet's Overflowing [Intro] Am Dm E Am [Verse]
AmOff to find the Dmbathroom line Elooks a mile Amlong Ebacked into a Amcorner where I Fponder Efor this Amsong AmYelly guy gets Dmthings straight and I Efind my proper Amplace While Epeople taking Amgifs catch Fportions Eof my Amface Now it's time to use the Epotty and
[Chorus]
The Ctoilet's overFflowing the Ctoilet's overFflowing but CI don't hear the Fwater Ggoing and Cbecause of this I Fam now Gknowing That the Ctoilet ain't oveFflowing, it Cisn't overFflowing it Conly Glooks Fthat Cway the Ctoilet ain't oveFflowing, it Cisn't overFflowing it Conly Glooks that Cway, Fhey Chey, Fhey Gheeeeeyyyyy(hey who's that over there)
6. Paul Revere's Wild Ride [Verse 1]
His name is GPaul Revere and he's Ddrunk on beer to Cbring you Amsmiles and Cremove Dfear GHigh with hope to Dbring you cheer and Cbrighten Amevery-Cone's Dnew Gyear
[Verse 2]
He comes out to say let's Dsmoke a spliff Throws on a Ccolonial jacket, Amlights that shit up Cin a Djiff when Ghe gets done he throws on Da horse head then Cthrough the Amcrowd he Cneeds Dto be Gled
[Chorus]
GBounding down the hall paul is a mighty steed He DBarrels down some people as he pushes for a lead CPatrons stop and stare it's just Amwhat the masses need a Cbeautiful sight at Ammidnights hour someCthing I'm Dglad I Gsee'd
[Closing]
His name is GPaul Revere and he's Ddrunk on beer to Cbring you Amsmiles and Cremove Dfear GHigh with hope to Dbring you cheer and Cbrighten Amevery-Cone's Dnew Gyear Cbrighten Amevery-Cone's Dnew Gyear CBrighten Amevery Cbrighten Amevery Cbrighten Ambrighten Cbrighten Amevery-Cones DNew GYear
7. Kicked Out of the Bar A E F#m D A E D A E F# D A E D [Opening]
AHangin Eout with F#mDave and DJay Drinkin ABeers and Etakin Dshots ADancing Eall aF#round Dthe room, Aboy those Echicks were Dhot APlaying Eguitar F#in Dthe back and Astories Eby Bil-Dly AGener-Eally F#mActing Da fool so Aplayful Eand sil-Dly
A Bm F#m Bm A E F#m
Then they shut down the Abar Bmand F#mthey Bmturn Aoff Eall of the F#mmusic But My Afriends are Bmall F#mstill there Bmso my Aguitar I Echoose to F#muse it I Asing of BmNimmy F#mmy Bmlong Alost Epet A Atale I Bmsing F#mof love Bmand Are-Egret AHalfway Bmthrough F#mthey turn back Bmon Atheir Eset AHow Bmrude F#mI just Bmcon-Atin-Eue Aon you Ebet
A E F#m D A E D A E F# D A E D [Closing]
AThey Etried to make F#mme Bmstop Dplaying Emy Asong held onto AMatilda Ebut F#mI Bmkept Dsinging Eright Aalong the Anerve of Esome F#mpeople Bmsuch Da tot-Eal Adong interrupting a Esong ain't F#mright Bmbut a Dtribute to the Edead is just F#mwrong interrupting a Esong ain't F#mright Bmbut a Dtribute to the Edead is just F#mwrong
[Outro] A F#m A F#m A F#m A F#m A A F#m A F#m A F#m A F#m A 8. Giftcard From the Dead [Intro] A E D F#m E D F#m E D E A [Verse]
AWhen i was Ewalking Ddown F#mthe Estreet I Dsaw a F#memorial Efor Da Efallen Asoul ASo I Estop to Dsing F#ma Esong Dto F#mhelp Eto Dfill Ein the Ahole AThen EI Dsay F#ma Eprayer Dwish them F#mwell and Ethen DI Eturn a-Around Aand to Emy plea-Dsant F#msur-Eprise Dguess what F#mI find Ely-Ding Eon the Aground
[Bridge]
A ADunkin Donuts F#mGiftcard A ADunkin Donuts F#mGiftCard A Dunkin ADonuts Giftcard A Dunkin F#mDonuts GiftCard A Dunkin ADonuts Giftcard F#mYEAH!!!
[Closing]
AThank You for the Dgiftcard it Awas a real nice Dtreat I Aused it to buy Dcoacoa and Aa sandwich to Deat I'm Aglad that you enDjoyed the song i Ahope it helps you sleep Dwell AGo in peace and F#mhappiness and may your Dsoul stay Efar from Ahell
AThank You for the Dgiftcard it Awas a real nice Dtreat I Aused it to buy Dcoacoa and Aa sandwich to Deat I'm Aglad that you enDjoyed the song i Ahope it helps you sleep Dwell AGo in peace and F#mhappiness and may your Dsoul stay Efar from Ahell may your Dsoul stay Efar from Ahell may your Dsoul stay Efar from Ahell may your Dsoul stay Efar from Ahell F#m D E A
9. The Warehouse Party [Intro] C#m Bm D E C#m Bm D E C#m Bm C#m Bm C#m Bm D E
C#mThank You ABmdo for giving meD something to Ado I'm Eoff to the F#mwarehouse partyE Bmthanks to Ayou C#mI play some Bmsongs for the Dfolks as they Aleave Then EI head inF#mside before EI Bmbe-F#mgin Eto Afreeze
[Verse 1]
Through the Awhite plastic drapes and the Dblack metal doors through the Amaze made of gates past a Dgroup of young whore through the Alabyrinth of potties I Dfind my way in See a C#mstage with some Bmpeople as the DDJ he Espins
Another AStage to my left lazer Dlights flourished make blips I Aturn around to see there's still more Dparty round the lip as I Apass under the arch I reach a Dworld of strange sights C#mrobots made of Bmtape that Dglow in the black Elight
C#m Bm D E C#m Bm D E C#m Bm C#m Bm C#m Bm D E [Verse 2]
There's a Abright gowing tree oh so Ddazzling alright a Aufo with Dblinking bulbs C#mready to Bmfly inDto the Enight i Aturn around to see a tent that's Dfull of bean bag chairs I Athink to sit and Drest a bit but there's so C#mmuch to Bmsee I Ddidn't Edare
C#m Bm D E C#m Bm D E C#m Bm C#m Bm C#m Bm D E [Verse 3]
I turn aAround to explore and see what else is on the list see Dall these booths for a bunch of cool things I had missed There were Apirates prancing proudly prosed Don their pirate ship comC#mputer code Bmart you Dwalked through what a Etrip
I Ago to use the bathroom but the back one is closed then i Dmeet a new friend who would just like a few bogues Now I'm Aintroduced to the popDology captain We C#mchat for a Bmbit be-Dfore he heads on Eback in
A D E D E Bm A A D E D E Bm A [Bridge]
AThen I Dplay guitar and Ego Dto Euse Bmthe Abathroom Meet a new Dfriend named James though I'm anEnoyed DI Ehave Bmto Astop too soon Then I Dhead on Eo-Dver Eby Bmthe Adoor The people Denjoyed it they Escreamed Dat Eme Bmto Aplay more
C#m Bm D E C#m Bm D E C#m Bm C#m Bm C#m Bm D E [Closing]
C#mNow its Bmtime for Dme to say goodAbye As I Esing my goodF#mbye song the guards Eopen Bmthe doors Awide C#mI con-Bmtinue playingD right there outAside people are aEmazed cause its F#mso cold they Estare Bmat F#mme Ewide Aeyed
ANow its time for Dme to go and Efind Dmy Enext Bmad-Aventure
10. Snotcicles [Verse 1]
FSnotcicles are Bbdripping from my Fnose They're Fgrowing longer and Bblonger think Dmthey'll soon reach my Ctoes CI am gonna Fsoon look like a Amwalrus Dmin the Bbsnows I Cwonder Fif they Ccalled Paul Fthat beBbcause his Cboogers Ffroze
[Instrumental] C F C F Bb C F [Verse 2]
FSnotcicles are Bbdripping from my Fnose FJust a basge of Bbhonor from this Dmpath that I have Cchose CIntricately Flayered like the Ampetals Dmof a Bbrose I Cwonder Fif this Chappens Fto the Bbflying Cducks and Fcrows
[Outro] C F C F Bb C F 11. The Bridge Ain't Going Down
The GBridge Ain't Going DDown The GBridge Ain't Going DDown GYou Had DBetter Cturn Amaround Cause The CBridge Ain't DGoingG Down
The GBridge Ain't Going DDown It GJust Ain't Going DDown GYou Had DBetter Cturn Amaround Cause The CBridge Ain't DGoingG Down And Gwhile that Dmay give Cyou a Cfrown And GI'll asDsure you that CI;m a Dclown But Gif you go Dforward you will Csurely Ddrown Cause the Cbridge ain't Dgoing Gdown the Cbridge ain't Dgoing Gdown the Cbridge ain't Dgoing Gdown
12. I Need to Bury Birdie [Intro]
I Dneed to find some dirt but there's Gno dirt in this city BmJust a little dirt onGly Eman Ait-Dty Abitty A Dlittle greenery would really Gmake this city pretty I Bmneed to bury Gbirdie and its Amak-Eming Ame feel Dshitty
[Chorus]
DPoor little birdie Gsquoosheded on the ground Bmplastered to the floor never Dmake Ganother Asound Dlucky little birdie oh so Ghappy to be found cause Bmnow he's in Dheaven Gswimming Aall a-Dround
[Verse 1]
I Dlocate the train tracks but there's way too much Ggravel Dfurther down the rail is the way I choose to Gtravel Dsoon I find a place that is a bit more Gclear but the Dground is frozen and Gfull of rocks Bmjust Gwhat EmI Adid Dfear
[Chorus]
DPoor little birdie Gsquoosheded on the ground Bmplastered to the floor never Dmake Ganother Asound Dlucky little birdie oh so Ghappy to be found cause Bmnow he's in Dheaven Gswimming Aall a-Dround
[Verse 2]
Dsoon I find a place with a tiny landGslide Dand there's a spot that looks real soft with few rocks lodged Ginside Di look around to see if there's a better Gplace Dup the hill or Ghidden back Bmbut that Gis Emnot Athe Dcase
[Chorus]
DPoor little birdie Gsquoosheded on the ground Bmplastered to the floor never Dmake Ganother Asound Dlucky little birdie oh so Ghappy to be found cause Bmnow he's in Dheaven Gswimming Aall a-Dround
[Verse 3]
Di dig into the earth and it's a score and Gwin I Dtake a couple shovelfuls and place my new friends Gin I Dbury up my birdie and say a little Gprayer then I Dgather up rocks for the Gheadstone and Bmplace Gthem Emall Awith Dcare
[Chorus]
DPoor little birdie Gsquoosheded on the ground Bmplastered to the floor never Dmake Ganother Asound Dlucky little birdie oh so Ghappy to be found cause Bmnow he's in Dheaven Gswimming Aall a-Dround
I Dneed to find some dirt but there's Gno dirt in this city BmJust a little dirt onGly Eman Ait-Dty Abitty A Dlittle greenery would really Gmake this city pretty I Bmneed to bury Gbirdie and its Amak-Eming Ame feel Dshitty
[Chorus]
DPoor little birdie Gsquoosheded on the ground Bmplastered to the floor never Dmake Ganother Asound Dlucky little birdie oh so Ghappy to be found cause Bmnow he's in Dheaven Gswimming Aall a-Dround
DPoor little birdie Gsquoosheded on the ground Bmplastered to the floor never Dmake Ganother Asound Dlucky little birdie oh so Ghappy to be found cause Bmnow he's in Dheaven Gswimming Aall a-Dround
13. Wandering Down the Tracks [Chorus]
Dmwandering Am C FWan-Edering Amdown the Dmtracks Am C F E Am DmWondering Am Cas I'm Fwan-Edering Amdown the Dmtracks Am C F E Am yeah I'm DmWan-Amder-Cing Fwan-Edering Amdown the Dmtracks Am C F E Am Dmwondering Amas CI'Fm waEnderingAm down theDm Dmwondering Amas CI'Fm waEnderingAm down theDm Dmwondering Amas CI'Fm waEnderingAm down theDm tracksAm C F E Am
[Verse 1]
Dmwalking down the tracks can't Cfind my Eway Amout Dmall the gates are locked starCting to Ehave Amdoubts DmI may have to climb but I'm Cfeeling Etoo Amweak Dmso further down the line I conCtinue Eto Amseek
Dmto my side I see arches Ccarved inEto the Amrock DmI approach one and wonder where I may Cfind a Ehidden Amlock DmI look around give it a push try Cout a Efunky Aknock Dmbut still now nothing happens Coh well Ewhat a Ashock
[Chorus]
Dmwandering Am C FWan-Edering Amdown the Dmtracks Am C F E Am DmWondering Am Cas I'm Fwan-Edering Amdown the Dmtracks Am C F E Am yeah I'm DmWan-Amder-Cing Fwan-Edering Amdown the Dmtracks Am C F E Am Dmwondering Amas CI'Fm waEnderingAm down theDm Dmwondering Amas CI'Fm waEnderingAm down theDm Dmwondering Amas CI'Fm waEnderingAm down theDm tracksAm C F E Am
[Verse 2]
I conDmtinue down the rail and come Cto a Etwisting Amstair I Dmwonder if it's worth it and Cdecide to Etake the Amdare To Dmmy relief I find a Cgate held Eby zip Amties and Dmeven better one isn't zipped you Csee it's Eonly Amtied
after aDm bit of unfumbling I untie the Cstrip of Eplas-Amtic then I Dmpull upon the gate bend it Cback like Eelas-Amtic I Dmplace my things on the other side and then CI climb Eright on Amthrough find myDmself at BP across from Dunkin CDonuts EWOO AmHOO!!!
[Chorus]
Dmwandering Am C FWan-Edering Amdown the Dmtracks Am C F E Am DmWondering Am Cas I'm Fwan-Edering Amdown the Dmtracks Am C F E Am yeah I'm DmWan-Amder-Cing Fwan-Edering Amdown the Dmtracks Am C F E Am Dmwondering Amas CI'Fm waEnderingAm down theDm Dmwondering Amas CI'Fm waEnderingAm down theDm Dmwondering Amas CI'Fm waEnderingAm down theDm tracksAm C F E Am
Dmwandering Am C FWan-Edering Amdown the Dmtracks Am C F E Am DmWondering Am Cas I'm Fwan-Edering Amdown the Dmtracks Am C F E Am yeah I'm DmWan-Amder-Cing Fwan-Edering Amdown the Dmtracks Am C F E Am Dmwondering Amas CI'Fm waEnderingAm down theDm Dmwondering Amas CI'Fm waEnderingAm down theDm Dmwondering Amas CI'Fm waEnderingAm down theDm tracksAm C F E Am
14. Found My Bud [Part 1]
GMan I feel so Dstupid cause my Gbud was in my Cpack Cunless of course she Amtook it felt Cbad and Dput it Gback but Gsurely that is Dcrazy to Gthink that is quite Cwhack but I Ccould've swore I Amsearched that pocket every Cknook and Devery Gcrack
[Part 2]
Gwell I'm Bmsorry for Amcursing Gyou Emall Gnight GGlad I didn't Bmmake a scene Amar-Cgue Dwith you Gor fight GI know it Bmdoesn't exGactly Gmake Emit Gright
[Part 3]
Gcause you were Bmquite a delight Gtotal-Dly out of sight Ga real Bmshining light burning Amso Dstellarly Bmbright
GI'm a jerk to Bmthink that of you GI'm sorry I hope you Dknow that it's true GIt makes me so Bmsad and so blue and I Amdon't know Dwhat to Gdo
[Coda]
so Gplease acDcept my Csor-Dr-Gry