Misc Your Songs - Robb frost the hobo rockstar - bayview diner

^AmLet me ^Etell you a^Cbout a ^Eplace called^F the bayview ^Ediner The ^Amwaiting ^Estaff that ^Cthey have ^Ethere could ^Fnot be any ^Efiner But the ^Fguy in back was ^Ea jerk who ^Fwent utterly^E berserk for no ^Freason other than me ^Gbeing a ^Fbit of a ^Equirk

I had ^Amfinished ^Emy ^Cfood and ^EI had en^Fjoyed it very ^Emuch the ^Amwaitress ^Eoffered to re^Cfill my ^Ecoffee oh^F what a nice ^Etouch when I was ^Fhalfway done with ^Eit I went to the ^Fbathroom to take a ^Eshit Then I ^Ffinished my coffee ^Gready for the ^Froad to ^Ehit

So I ^Amhead on ^Eto the ^Cback and ^EI ^Fgo unplug my ^Ephone Then ^Amfrom the ^Ekitchen ^Chere he^E comes and in a^F very mean ^Etone He ^Fsays that you have to ^Ego been ^Fhere too long you ^Eknow Well I was a^Fbout to leave but it ^Glooks like I’ve ^Fgot a new ^Efoe

I go ^Amout to the parking lot to re^Ecord myself a video shot He ^Fcomes out with a temper hot ^Efuming face dripping with snot He ^Amthinks that he is hot to trot but ^Ehe’s no better than a little tot just a ^Fpreprogrammed ro^Ebot ^Fthinking all the homeless should ^Erot

So I ^Amgo out^Eside and ^Cplay gui^Etar at ^Fthe abandoned ^Estore and I’m ^Amsure that ^Ereally ^Cgets his ^Egoat because its^F right next ^Edoor Now ^Fhere come the po^Clice They’re just ^Ftrying to keep the ^Epeace I try to ^Fargue my case but ^Gthen I ^Fchoose to ^Ecease

So I ^Amtake my ^Estuff a^Ccross the ^Elot and ^Fonto public ^Eland The ^Amcops don’t ^Eeven ^Cbust my ^Eballs I ^Fguess they under^Estand Then I ^Ffinish up my ^Eset ^FNow it’s time to ^Ejet Time to ^Fwrite this song so ^Gthat I ^Fnever for^Eget

^AmHear my story jerky dude that is ^Ewhat you get for being rude ^FGiving me bad attitude looking ^Edown on me you silly snood What ^Amput you in such a bad mood You’ve ^Ebeen taught wrong your thoughts delude ^FSpent half my money on your ^Efood Now I’ll ^Fget payback and not in^Etrude

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^AmLet me ^Etell you a^Cbout a ^Eplace ^AmLet me ^Etell you a^Cbout a ^Eplace ^AmLet me ^Etell you a^Cbout a ^Eplace called^F the bayview ^Ediner The ^Amwaiting ^Estaff that ^Cthey have ^Ethere could ^Fnot be any ^Efiner But the ^Fguy in back was ^Ea jerk who ^Fwent utterly^E berserk for no ^Freason other than me ^Gbeing a ^Fbit of a ^Equirk