Misc Your Songs - Ray porter - neanderthals still roam

^EmI was coming from the club, I was pretty full up ^Ema man said wh^Bmat you doin lad, your eyes are all lit up ^BmI said I took a ^Ampill to make me feel a little calmer ^Amhe said let's have a ^Emfight cus I'm a real hard farmer ^Emwell he wrestled me to the ground and took my wallet ^Emso I ^Bmsmashed him with a brick and made him drop it ^Bmoh the ^Amtrouble that you have just getting home ^Amit makes me feel like ^Emliving on my own

^CWhy does it have to be like this ^Gevery time I leave the club ^Bmsomeone wants to have a go ^CI thought the stone age had gone ^Gten thousand years ago ^Gbut ^BmNeanderthals still roam

^EmOne day I was walking down Union street with this girl ^Emand someone said what's ^Bmthat on your head I said it's ^Amgrease ^Amhave you never heard of ^EmBrylcream, man where have you been ^Emhe said you're not normal lad you don't look like all the rest ^EmI said I'm not a ^Bmrobot, I'm a rockin roller from the ^Amfifties ^Amhe looked at me rather ^Emshifty

^CWhy does it have to be like this ^Gevery time I leave the club ^Bmsomeone wants to have a go ^CI thought the stone age had gone ^Gten thousand years ago ^Gbut ^BmNeanderthals still roam

^EmI went back to this girls house and her dad came down ^Emin the middle of the night with his ^Bmpyjama's on, he ^Bmhe said what's the bloody noise, I said you must have left your ^Emtv on ^Emhe said get out of my house you little swine ^Emthe girl is ^Bmnever yours she's always mine ^BmI said keep her ^Amman she's hardly worth the trouble ^Amhe marched me out the house at the ^Emdouble

^CWhy does it have to be like this ^Gevery time I leave the club ^Bmsomeone wants to have a go ^CI thought the stone age had gone ^Gten thousand years ago ^Gbut ^BmNeanderthals still roam, Neanderthals still ^Emroam