Misc Your Songs - Pigmy john

There’s this ^Cguy behind my Eyes Of course, he’s ^Gnot the biggest size And he’s g^Fiving me advice Or at ^Fleast that’s what he tries. He’s ^Cmissing his left shoe And his ^Gtrousers are all blue Come to ^Fthink he looks like you He tries to ^Ftell me what to do

But his ^Cwords don’t ^Greach my ^Fbrain So he ^Cscreams them ^Gout a^Fgain:

^CHello, I am the ^GPigmy behind your ^Feyes ^CYou really need to ^Gturn this screw clock^Fwise You for^Cgot to lock the ^Gdoor When you ^Emleft your flat be^Ffore ^CWhy won’t you ^Glisten to my ad^Cvice?

He says stuff like: ^CNothing in life is free Be who^Gever you wanna be If you’re ^Fsick go drink some tea After ^Fone and two comes three I’m ^Ckidding, but you get the gist He keeps on ^Gtalking and I’m pissed I want to ^Fpunch him with my fist But I’m ^Fsure I’d hurt my wrist

But his ^Cwords don’t ^Greach my ^Fbrain So he ^Cscreams them ^Gout a^Fgain:

^CHello, I’m the ^Gpigmy behind your ^Feyes To^Cday you’ve got a ^Gmeeting with the ^Fguys Your ^Cskincare's at its ^Gworst You haven’t paid ^Embills since the twenty-^Ffirst You ^Ccan’t keep on ^Gliving behind your ^Flies!

He’s just ^Calways there and screams That I should ^Ggo follow my dreams That I should ^Fbuy me some new jeans And I ^Fshould be eating more greens And ^Calthough he’s not wrong I’m simply ^Gtired of pigmy John Talking ^Fto me all day long And I ^Fwish that he’d be gone

My ^Emhead now feels so empty, he ^Fwent without a sound. But ^Emthen I start to realize, I ^Fmight need him around. He ^Emmight seem rude on first sight, but he ^Fmeans well after all And I ^Emrealize I miss his voice, so I ^Fstop one second and call

^CHello John, I’m ^Gmissing you I ^Fswear I ^Cwant you back, can’t ^Gfind you any^Fwhere You’re in^Cspiring me each ^Gday I don’t ^Emwant you staying a^Fway ^CI’m more like my^Gself when you are ^Cthere

^CHello, I’ll gladly re^Gturn behind your ^Feyes ^CFinally, we can ^Gstand here as al^Flies Your ^Chair is still a ^Gmess And you ^Emdon’t know how to ^Fdress But ^Cluckily, I’m ^Ghere to opti^Cmize.