Misc Your Songs - Mackenzie cummings - true story

It's a ^Gtrue story ^Coh oh It's a ^Gtrue story ^Coh oh It's a ^Gtrue story ^Coh oh It's a ^Gtrue story ^Cyeah ^Dyeah ^Gyeah

This ^Gmorning I woke^C up And ^Gwent for a ^Dride, And some ^Gwild outlaws ^Cchased me And they ^Gshot me in the ^Dside. So I c^Grawled into a wildcats^C cave To ^Gfind a place to ^Dhide But some ^Gpirates found me^C sleeping there And s^Goon they had me ^Dtied Em* C* Till a mermaid came and cut me loose And ^Gbegged to be my ^Dbride So I ^Gsaid id come back^C Wednesday But I ^Gmust admit I ^Dlied.

It's a ^Gtrue story ^Coh oh It's a ^Gtrue story ^Coh oh It's a ^Gtrue story ^Coh oh It's a ^Gtrue story ^Cyeah ^Dyeah ^Gyeah

Then I ^Gstepped into some ^Cquicksand And no ^Gmatter how I ^Dtried I ^Gcouldn’t get ^Cout, until I met A ^Gwater snake named ^DClyde Who ^Gpulled me to some ^Ccannibals Who ^Gplanned to have me ^Dfried But an ^Geagle came and ^Cswooped me up And ^Gthrough the air we ^Dflied Em* C* But he dropped me in a boiling lake A ^Gthousand miles ^Dwide And youâ?^G?™ll never g^Cuess what I did t^Ghe^Cn-^D-- G I DIED”