Misc Your Songs - Len appleman - itd be a shame if something happened to harvey

It'd be a ^Cshame if somethin' happened to ^GHarvey It'd be a ^Cshame if something happened to ^Ghim It'd be a ^Cpity should calamity befall ^Ghim Suffer a ^Ddemise both gruesome and ^Ggrim

They say the ^Cbrake lines on those big ol' ^GMercedes Tend to ^Cfray with repetitive ^Guse The ^Cfuel tanks have a way of ^Gleakin' And the ^Dlug nuts tend to work themselves ^Gloose.

Seems the ^Cpiano mover had a ^Gseizure Just when ^CHarvey was walking down ^Gbelow That big ol' ^CSteinway, it fell four ^Gstories, Don't think ^Danyone could survive that kind of ^Gblow

^GIt'd be a ^Cshame if somethin' happened to ^GHarvey It'd be a ^Cshame if something happened to ^Ghim It'd be a ^Cpity should calamity befall ^Ghim Suffer a ^Ddemise both gruesome and ^Ggrim

Sat on my ^Ciphone and butt-called a ^Gmobster "I'm sorry ^Csir, to disturb your after^Gnoon" "but while I've ^Cgot you on the phone, friend, let me ask ^Gyou Would you be ^Dinterested in a job to ^Gdo?"

The air ^Csure is thin up in Park ^GCity Winds are ^Cgustin' around those snowy ^Gpeaks That heli^Ccopter couldn't avoid the ^Gmountain It didn't ^Dhelp that the hydrolic fluid had ^Gleaked. Everybody!

It'd be a ^Cshame if somethin' happened to ^GHarvey It'd be a ^Cshame if something happened to ^Ghim It'd be a ^Cpity should calamity befall ^Ghim Suffer a ^Ddemise both gruesome and ^Ggrim Suffer a ^Ddemise both gruesome and ^Ggrim ^{C G}