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[Title] "Where's that fucking note?" - including quotes. [Credits] just. a. geezer. [Dedication] For anyone like myself who occasionally has a little trouble working out melodies. [Genre] Anarcho-psycho-mega-death metal, with extra anarchy. And sharks. Sharks with lasers, of course. Blending into a mellow fusion of Baroque chant, contemporary jazz and Mongolian folk nose-whistling for the final notes. [Requirements] Best played on an electric guitar, with maximum distortion, and the amp at 11. Or more. A loud guitar amp. (Think Michael J. Fox in Back to the Future). [Directions] The verse is a chromatic scale played using power chords on the E and A strings, open to 12th fret, and back. The required vocal style is best described as "angry shouting", with hints of plaintive wailing, and odd bits of "really angry shouting". Head-banging is mandatory. ------------------------------------------------------ [Chords] E5 02xxxx F5 13xxxx F#5 24xxxx ... etc ... E5* (12)(14)xxxx [Intro]
N.C.(slide from E5* down to E5, then vigorously waggle your whammy for a bar or two)
[Verse 1]
E5Where's that F5fucking F#5note? It G5can't be G#5none of A5these, A#5 B5 C5 C#5 D5 D#5 E5* No matter which, it ain't the pitch in any of these keys.
E5* Eb5 D5 Db5 C5 B5 I swear I've tried them all, in every fucking scale,
So Bb5much for A5this nAb5otatiG5on, it Gb5might as F5well be E5braille.
[Chorus]
E5Note, E5note, where G5are A5you? I've B5searched every octave.... (slide) E5 E5 G5 A5 B5 E5* Note, note, where are you - I'll hunt you to your grave!
[Verse 2]
E5Where's that F5fucking F#5note? It's G5fucking G#5disapA5peared. A#5 B5 C5 C#5 D5 D#5 E5* I'm pretty sure it was here before, that's really fucking weird.
E5* Eb5 D5 Db5 C5 B5 None of these sound right, how's that even a thing -
With Bb5no sA5hortcut from Ab5bridge to G5nut, on Gb5every F5fucking E5string.
[Chorus]
E5Note, E5note, where G5are A5you? I've B5searched every octave.... (slide) E5 E5 G5 A5 B5 E5* Note, note, where are you - I'll hunt you to your grave!
[Verse 3]
E5Where's that F5fucking F#5note? It G5can't have G#5gotten A5far, A#5 B5 C5 C#5 D5 D#5 E5* I heard it last not that long past, playing my air guitar.
E5* Eb5 D5 Db5 C5 B5 Where's that fucking note? Have you got it over there?
You Bb5little A5shit, you Ab5_have_ got G5it; now Gb5give it F5over E5here.