Misc Your Songs - Juice box hooligan - im a vegan

^CCows: they provide you with ^Emilk. But some people ^Amthink that they have to be ^Fkilled to give you a ^Cdrink. And ^Ethose pe^Amople are ^Fdumbasses.

^CYou just wait here while ^EI fetch my leaflets, my ^Amripped up sweater and ^Fenergy mitts. The ^Cwater I drink is ^Egluten-free and I ^Amsigned a petition to ^Fban poverty.

^CLook at me, ^EI'm a vegan, my ^Amfavorite food is ^Fflavored cardboard. ^CLook at me, ^EI'm a vegan, my ^Amfavorite food is ^Fflavored cardboard.

I ^Cdrive a tricycle and I ^Edon't believe in paper, I ^Amteach my grandkids the ^Fevils of staplers. I ^Cgo to a rock church and ^Eworship sheep, my ^Amsilverware sings me ^Fright to sleep.

^CLook at me, ^EI'm a vegan, my ^Amfavorite food is ^Fflavored cardboard. ^CLook at me, ^EI'm a vegan, my ^Amfavorite food is ^Fflavored cardboard.

^CWhen you say you're ^Elactose-intolerant, ^AmI think you are ^Ffull of bullshit '^Ccause whether you're ^Eblack or white or gay, it's ^Amimpossible to hate in ^Fthis day and age.

^CSo doesn't that i^Gnclude ^Fcheese? I said, ^Cdoesn't that in^Gclude ^Fcheese? ^CDoesn't that i^Gnclude c^Fheese? ^CDoesn't that i^Gnclude... ^Echeese????

^CLook at me, ^EI'm a vegan, my ^Amfavorite food is ^Fflavored cardboard.