Autoscroll
1 Column 
Text size
Transpose 0
Tuning: E A D G B E
[Verse]          D                    G The alarm on the damn phone is sounding   D          A         D        But we got nowhere to be now     D           C     A7           Not sure if its am or pm   G                       D or even if its Friday somehow         D                               G The children are all screaming and fighting          D         A              D They're all seriously starting to stink     D            C           A7 The cat just threw up on the sofa       G          A           D Oh look another dish in the sink       D                            A Stay home the government said, its safer     D    D/G  D/F#   A7 But I just wanna go back to work   D                            D7 I just want to be back at the office      G      A              D and get away from these jerks      D                    G I'm up to my eyebrows in jigsaw    D                 A          D I'm too poor for a house on boardwalk           D              C               A7 The battleships were all destroyed last Monday        G                A               D Don't want to trade my bricks for your rock
Stay hoDme the government said, its saAfer But DI just wannaD/G go bD/F#ack to wA7ork I Djust want to be back at the oD7ffice and gGet awayA from these jDerks
[bridge]
The DisAh're piled up The lAaundry's piled up Is it ThuDrsday? The GAin Bottles're piled up the hoAmework's not done is it TDuesday? I got nothGing planned till NovDember Am I hosGting Thanksgiving dinner I don't remDember
Stay Dhome the government said, its sAafer But DI just wannaD/G go bD/F#ack to wA7ork I Djust want to be back at thAe ofD7fice and gGet awaAy from these jDerks
      D                  G The WiFi went out this morning   D           A               D I think the children formed a union     D           C             A7 I miraculously got it working again        G           A       D and we watched the movie gremlins
Stay Dhome the government said, its sAafer But DI just wannaD/G go bD/F#ack to wA7ork I Djust want to be back at the oD7ffice and gGet awaAy from these jDerks