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GWell, I come from Colorado. It’s a magical C Gplace. GFilled with lots of yummy greEmen chile and a Cvocal band called GFACE GOur governor’s a greatEm guy, though you Cmight disagreGe. GHe’s asking us to do something thatEm’s Cpretty plain to see. G
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GWear the damn mask, Wear the damn Dmask. It reEmally isnC’t that hGard a task. C GMasks are good for me, and masks aEmre C Ggood for you.D Masks are even goCod for your weird neighbor GLou.
(Come on Lou, Put on the Mask! I don’t wanna this is America! you should think about moving away from Lou) G Em. C In this time of COVID, masks are here to
Ghelp! ThGey keep us safe from a virus, Em Cthat’ll make our lungs go, “Yelp!” G
Well, technically what they do is dramatically reduce the transmission rate of the virus by catching respiratory droplets out of your lungs that can get on surfaces or into the air and make you breathe them in and if you’re an asymptotic transmitter not wearing a mask means you could be exposing everyone you love to a deadly virus that’s already killed almost 150,000 people in the US alone, that’s 50 9/11s, which is a pretty good reason to wear a damn mask! (Breathe-Put on Mask)
GWear the damn mask, Wear the damn Dmask. It reEmally isnC’t that hGard a taCsk. GMasks are good fEmor me, and Cmasks are Ggood for you. GI can still sinCg with my maEmsk Gon, too!
In fact, here’s a list of just some of the things you can do perfectly normally while wearing your mask!
GYou can wear a mask at tEmhe grocery store whCen you go to buy yourG kale!
GYou can wear a mask while you watch Em. Tiger King and think about how Carol CBaskin should be in jaGil. (That lady straight up fed her husband to tigers)
GYou can even wear a mask while having Em sex, though that I dCo not recommend. G GBecause if you’re sleeping someone you feel the need to wear a mask in bed with Em you’ve probabCly got bigger problems than a mask can solve. G
You’re gonna need to get that checked out. But, when you do, they’ll ask you to...
GWear the damn mask, Wear the damn Dmask. It reEmally isnC’t that hGard a task. C GMasks are good for me, and masks aEmre C Ggood for you. Masks areD even good for C your weird neighbor GLou.
(Don’t be a sheep!) Lou, if being a sheep means saving people’s lives and ending this thing sooner rather than later, then baaaa baaa Look...
GI know it’s. inconvenient. MyEm mask makes C me break out. But,G it proGtects you and Em your family Cand everyone you care about. G GI want this to be over, and tEmhis is the Cfastest way. GCause, believe it or not, I’d kinda like tEmo have another beer with Lou C Gsomeday.
GSo Wear the damn mask, Wear the damn Dmask. It reEmally isnC’t that hGard a task. C
GWear the damn maDsk! G Wear the damn mask