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Key of G [Intro] G C D G [Verse 1] G​​​​ C Woke up this morning, and I think I'm still drunk D​​​ G Probably from all that beer that was skunked G​​​ C Hop in my car and I head down the road D​​​​ G Gotta get to work before Easy knows G​​​ C Walk into Jerry's and look at the board, D​​​​ G another day of x-rides and I'm fucking floored G​​​​ C Walk in the Green door and see what I find D​​​ ​ G My NIPR is fucked up; I'm already behind G​​​ C Who knew instructing could be so tough D​​​​ G Filling out grade sheets and knowin' stuff G​​​​ C Yelling at Wug's cause they did something dumb D​​ G I just wish I could get some work done [Bridge] Am​​​ Em With all this bullshit, you think I would die C​​ D I'll let you now just how I survive ​​ [Chorus]
TiGme-Jacking off ​​ C Time Jacking off, D​​​ G Sitting here all day time time jacking off ​​ G Time-Jacking off ​​ C Time Jacking off, D​​​​ G I was talking to you but I was timejacking off
[Verse 2] G​​​ C Made it to the meeting, space is talking again D​​​​ G holding up quad-charts, and promising things I said G​​​ C can you even do that I don't think you can D​​​ ​​ G That's not even real that's from star-trek man G​​​ C I sit in my corner and start to scoff D​​​​​ G but smile when I realize he was time jacking off ​​
GTime-Jacking off ​​ C Time Jacking off, D​​​​ ​ G When Space was talking again, they were time jacking off ​​ G Time-Jacking off ​​ C Time Jacking off, DThat Space guy is talkiGng, and you know I will scoff ​​ G Time-Jacking off ​​ C Time Jacking off, D​​​​ G This entire song I’ve been Time Jacking off, ​​ G Time-Jacking off ​​ C Time Jacking off, D​​​​​ GGG​ You’ve been listening to me---- Time Jack off,