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"Hey Little Ions" originally performed by Drs Phil Bevilacqua and Tom Mallouk at Penn State To the tune & strum pattern of "Hey There Delilah" [Intro] C Em C Em [Verse 1]
CHey, little ions, what's it Emlike in that solution? CDo you roll and tumble in a EmMaxwell-Boltzmann distribution? Yes you Amdo. FNo one makes Gbetter bonds than Amyou, I swear it's Gtrue
[Verse 2]
CHey, little ions, do you Emmatch well in your sizes? CIf you both have lots of charge then pretty Emsoon you'll crystallize I just can't Amwait. FListen to my Gvoice and Amnucleate, precipiGtate
[Chorus]
COh, reaction chemisAmtry. COh, reaction chemisAmtry COh, reaction chemisAmtry. COh, reaction chemisAmtry Reaction chemistCry.
[Verse 3]
CHey, little ions, do you disEmsociate completely? CJust like hydrochloric acid, though there's Emsome that do it weakly And you'll Amfind, FWeak acids Gwouldn't leave behiAmnd spectator Gions.
CHey, little ions, though someEmtimes I don't feel able CWhen I can't remember all the rules I Emlook up in the table It's the Amtruth. FNo other Gelements of your Amgroup resemble Gyou. (repeat G)
[Chorus]
COh, reaction chemisAmtry. COh, reaction chemisAmtry COh, reaction chemisAmtry. COh, reaction chemisAmtry G
[Bridge]
FAn element's activity will GTell you its proclivity CTo take and throw electrons all Amaway.
FIf it can make a ligand bond GThe driving force will get so strong CA noble metal will not stay that Amway.
FLittle ions, when we're through GLearning all the things you do CWe'll never look at chemistry the Amsame, And you're to Gblame.
[Verse 4]
CHey, little ions, now we're Emlearning all your mysteries, CTwo more weeks until the third exam and Emthen this subject's history, It's Amtrue, FI'm getting Gsmarter about Amyou, FWe can make whatGever we want Amto, FHey, little Gions, here's to Amyou, This one's for Gyou. (repeat G)
[Final Chorus]
COh, reaction chemisAmtry. COh, reaction chemisAmtry COh, reaction chemisAmtry. COh, reaction chemisAmtry Reaction chemistCry. AmOhhChhAm C Am C Am C C