Tuning: E A D G B E

[Intro] D A Bm G A D D A Bm G A D [Verse 1]

^DPathoge^Ans ar^Bmen't fri^Gends ^A ^D They in^Dvade hosts ^Aall the^Bm time ^G ^A ^D But that ^Dmighty ^Afine chain^Bm aint hard to def^Gine ^A ^D Transmiss^Dions g^Aotta end^Bm, and I wanna ^Gget e^Am out ^D

[Pre-Chorus 1]

And she’s ^Dwashing with t^Ahat soap ^Bm ^G ^A ^D And she’s ^Dusing that a^Antibacteri^Bmal - I j^Gust know i^At ^D And under ^Dthat water,^A he’s j^Bmust scr^Gubbing sc^Arubbing th^Dem

[Chorus 1]

^AYou know that I wish I coul^Dd wash my ha^Ands^B ^A I ^Bwish that ^AI had ^DJessie's girl ^A ^B ^A ^B ^A ^GWhere can^A I fin^Dd a san^Bmitizer like t^Ahat

[Verse 2]

I walked i^Dn and w^Aalked ou^Bmt ^G ^A ^D There doesn’t s^Deem to ^Abe a r^Bmeason to w^Gash ^A ^D You know I^D fee^Al so^Bm dirty even thou^Ggh I d^Aidn't to^Duch The right ^Dthing to^A do is ^Bmwash them, even t^Ghough they^A didn't^D poop

[Pre-Chorus 1]

And she’s ^Dwashing with t^Ahat soap ^Bm ^G ^A ^D And she’s ^Dusing that a^Antibacteri^Bmal - I j^Gust know i^At ^D And under ^Dthat water,^A he’s j^Bmust scr^Gubbing sc^Arubbing th^Dem

[Chorus 1]

^AYou know that I wish I coul^Dd wash my ha^Ands^B ^A I ^Bwish that ^AI had ^DJessie's girl ^A ^B ^A ^B ^A ^GWhere can^A I fin^Dd a san^Bmitizer like t^Ahat

[Bridge] G D A G D A

^GAnd while^D I'm walking in^Ato my pt’s room ^GThen prio^Dr to aseptic pr^Aocedureeee ^GWhen I’ve been to^Duched by BODY F^ALUIDS ^GWhen I’m leaving ^Dmy patients roo^Am

[Bridge Key-Change] x4 F# B B B F# G#m F# G#m F# [Reprise 1]

Tell me, w^Ghy I n^Aeed to^D be ger^Bmm free like t^Ahat. [Guitar Solo] x4 D A Bm G A D

[Chorus 1]

^AYou know that I wish I coul^Dd wash my ha^Ands^B ^A I ^Bwish that ^AI had ^DJessie's girl ^A ^B ^A ^B ^A ^GWhere can^A I fin^Dd a san^Bmitizer like t^Ahat

[Outro] A D D A D A G D Like purell I wish that I had some purellllllll I want, I want purell

Misc Your Songs - Handwashing song