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GThey Got Plastic Cheer EmLining The A5StreetCs They’d Spend Christmas Shopping Alexander McQueen Bags Of Cartier, Jimmy Cho And Chanel Balenciagas Over Some Snow Any Perfume Instead Of Mistletoe GI’ll Take A EmTrain Plane A5Or A Automobile CAs Long As I Can Make It North This Year Cause Out West There’s Just So Many Ways Why I Won’t Be Calling California Home For The Holidays
There’s Not A Dash Of Snow On Their Palm Trees Not A single Light Far As The Eye Can See No Green And Red Just Black And White No Christmas Vacation Playing Every night I’ll Hop In Santa’s Sleigh Well He’s On His Way North Cause Out West There’s Just So Many Ways Why I Won’t Be Calling California Home For The Holidays
AmOnly Artificial TEmrees Out Where CIt’s Warm Or You Could Hang A Stocking Fill It With Coal And Silver Bells Are Reserved For New York So Good Luck Hearing Them Ring On Street Corners
I Guess I’d Rather Freeze My Toes Then Call California Home For The Holidays