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Capo: 6 Tuning: E A D G B E
This Is A Song By Me I Just Wanna Publish It So I Don’t Have Take The Time To Bring My Songwriting Book Wherever I Go. Capo 6 [Verse 1] G. Em A5 C They Got Plastic Cheer Lining The Streets They’d Spend Christmas Shopping Alexander McQueen Bags Of Cartier, Jimmy Cho, Chanel. Any Designer Handbags They Can By Just For Themselves [Chorus] G. Em. A5. C Balenciaga’s Over Some Snow Any Perfume Over Any Mistletoe Out West There’s Just So Many Ways Why I Won’t Be Calling California Home, For The Holidays. [Verse 2]
GThere’s Not AEm Dash OA5f Snow On Their Palm TCrees Not A Single Light Far As The Eye Can See And I Guess I’d Rather Freeze My Toes Than Hear The Latest News On JLo
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GNo GreeEmn And RedA5, Just BlaCck And White No Watching Cliché Hallmark Movies At Night Out West There’s Just So Many Ways Why I Won’t Be Calling California Home, For The Holidays.
[Bridge] Am. Em. C Artificial Trees Round Every Corner It’s Impossible To Deck The Halls Out Where It’s Warmer And Silver Bells Are Reserved For New York So Good Luck Hearing Them Ring On Christmas Morning [Chorus] G. Em. A5. C They Couldn’t Do Christmas Eve Like I Could Even If They Spent New Years Day In West Hollywood So I’ll Think I’ll Stick With Hot Chocolate Over White Wine By Now I Woulda Saved Some Time By Saying There’s Just So Many Ways Why I Won’t Be Calling California Home For The Holidays.