---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Chronicles of Guitarman - Edgehead7 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tabbed by: Edgehead7 E-mail: guitarman@intrstar.net Tuning: Standard (EADGBE) Chords used: D xx0232 G 320003 E 022100 C x32010 Am x02210 F xx3211 A x02220 Em 022000 Intro: e|-9--9-9--11-9-11-13-------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| Look! In the sky! D (Strum Once) It's a bird! G (Strum Once) It's a plane! E (Strum really fast constantly) Oh my God! It's mother-fuckin' Guitarman!

Th^Eere he is flying through the s^Gky H^Ee saves your ass from da^Gily cr^Dime

W^Eith Tuner Boy right by his si^Gde Their emo^Etions are open; they have not^Ghing to h^Dide

Guitarman will t^Cie you up with his G-String And w^Amhack you with his nut

The on^Gly way to make him stop Is to hit h^Dim on his butt

H^Ce will then b^Amust out a riff Ever^Gytime he does, Tu^Dner Boy gets stiff

Then th^Cey fly back to the mu^Amsic store And Tu^Gner Boy learns how to ^Dbe a whore

Ever^Fything will t^Chen get dark And ligh^Gtning will strike h^Aigh

The Ea^Fstern sky will p^Cart And o^Gut will fly Jesus G^Auy

Evi^Fl-doers will tr^Cemble in fear For they k^Gnow that they have been ca^Aught

However, Je^Fsus Guy will h^Cug them Because their s^Gins have been bo^Aught

J^Fesus Guy su^Crely has fr^Geed them from their s^Ain And f^Flew off n^Cever to ^Gbe seen ag^Aain

J^Emesus Guy had l^Deft them there The t^Cown was surely in d^Goubt

T^Emuner Boy w^Dent to the top Of the mu^Csic store to p^Gout

^EmHe was really s^Dad That Je^Csus Guy was g^Gone

And m^Emore sad of the f^Dact That he ne^Cver got turned ^Gon

P^Emlus he had not y^Det M^Cet his life's g^Goal

To fi^Emnally get the ch^Dance to tune Guit^Carman's sound h^Gole

T^Amuner Boy then s^Caw what was coming He h^Dad no chance to r^Gun

The Kam^Amikaze Kid was th^Cere T^Duner Boy was d^Gone

The m^Amusic store was t^Chen destroyed With Tu^Dner Boy on t^Gop

The Kam^Amikaze K^Cid was dead He di^Ddn't care to s^Gtop

T^Amuner Boy was de^Cad Gu^Ditarman was set to f^Glee

But one sup^Amerhero rema^Cined And he wou^Dldn't let that ^Gbe

The t^Aown members sh^Gowed some hope As t^Dhey looked to the s^Cky

They k^Anew what was co^Gming For the C^Dock Emblem sh^Cown high

Co^Ackman pounced on Gui^Gtarman And with the C^Dock-Lasso he did t^Cie

Gui^Atarman knew his d^Gay had come I^Dt was time to d^Cie

The town^Aspeople jo^Gined in And des^Dtroyed Guitarma^Cn

Which tr^Auely proves the l^Gong-thought fact D C E E E (Let ring) That cocks and justice go hand-in-hand

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