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Sammy Sperm- Edgehead7 _________________________________ Tuning- Standard Chords used: D xx0232 G 320003 E 022100 C x32010 Am x02210 F xx3211 Em 022000 Intro e|--3-2----------3-2------------3-2---------------------------------| B|-------0---0-----------0------------0---0----2-3----0-------------| G|---------0-----------0---0------------0-----------0---0-----------| D|--0-0----------0-0------------0-0------------0-0------------------| A|------------------------------------------------------------------| E|------------------------------------------------------------------| Erik loved Candace with love so dear G D e|-------3---------3--------------2-----------2---------------------| B|-----0--0-------0-0-----------3--3--------3---3-------------------| G|---0-----0----0----0--------2------2----2------2------------------| D|--------------------------0-----------0---------------------------| A|------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-3----------3-----------------------------------------------------| He constantly stayed with her for he felt sex was near Em C e|--------0------------0----------------0---------0-----------------| B|------0--0---------0--0--------------1-1-------1-1----------------| G|-----0-----0-----0-----0-----------0----0----0----0---------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------3----------3---------------------| E|---0-----------0--------------------------------------------------| One starry night, Erik's dream finally came true G D e|-------3---------3-----------------2-----------2------------------| B|-----0--0-------0-0--------------3--3--------3---3----------------| G|---0-----0----0----0-----------2------2----2------2---------------| D|-----------------------------0-----------0------------------------| A|------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-3----------3-----------------------------------------------------| And this is the story that I now sing to you Em C e|--------0------------0------------0---------0---------------------| B|------0--0---------0--0----------1-1-------1-1--------------------| G|-----0-----0-----0-----0-------0----0----0----0-------------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------3----------3-------------------------| E|---0-----------0--------------------------------------------------| There they were naked on the bed rolling 'round Am D e|------0----------0----------------2------------2------------------| B|-----1--1-------1-1-------------3--3---------3--3-----------------| G|---2-----2----2----2----------2------2-----2------2---------------| D|----------------------------0-------------0-----------------------| A|-0----------0-----------------------------------------------------| E|------------------------------------------------------------------| Having lots of fun and making weird sounds G Em e|------3---------3---------0--------0------------------------------| B|----0--0-------0-0-------0-0------0-0-----------------------------| G|---0----0----0----0-----0---0---0----0----------------------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------------| A|------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-3----------3---------0--------0----------------------------------| Erik then took a chance Am D e|------0----------0----------------2------------2------------------| B|-----1--1-------1-1-------------3--3---------3--3-----------------| G|---2-----2----2----2----------2------2-----2------2---------------| D|----------------------------0-------------0-----------------------| A|-0----------0-----------------------------------------------------| E|------------------------------------------------------------------| He began to masturbate that night G Em e|------3---------3---------0--------0------------------------------| B|----0--0-------0-0-------0-0------0-0-----------------------------| G|---0----0----0----0-----0---0---0----0----------------------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------------| A|------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-3----------3---------0--------0----------------------------------| And it was that moment Am D e|------0----------0----------------2------------2------------------| B|-----1--1-------1-1-------------3--3---------3--3-----------------| G|---2-----2----2----2----------2------2-----2------2---------------| D|----------------------------0-------------0-----------------------| A|-0----------0-----------------------------------------------------| E|------------------------------------------------------------------| That Sammy Sperm took flight G Em e|------3---------3---------0--------0------------------------------| B|----0--0-------0-0-------0-0------0-0-----------------------------| G|---0----0----0----0-----0---0---0----0----------------------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------------| A|------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-3----------3---------0--------0----------------------------------| (Strum Chords)
SaEmmy was flCying right thrGough the aDir With only hEalf of a flaCgella; no ciGlia, no hDair
His mEind was deteCrmined, he kGnew his gDoal He hEad to lCand inside CanGdace's hDole
SuFddenly, SaGmmy laEmnded inAmside He bFegan to swim uGpward; there was no Emtime to Amhide
Sammy kFnew that the eGgg waited at the eEmnd of the tAmrail Would he be aFble to ferGtilize it' His emotions were pEmure hAmell
Sammy fiFnished the joGurney and deEmfied the oAmdds PreFgnancy bGegan because of EEmrik's rAmod
CanFdace was humiGliated and extEmremely sAmad
But hey, come on, herpes isn't that bad! F G Em Am E e|----1---------3----------------------------0-------------| B|---1-1-------0-0------0--------1----------0--------------| G|--2---2-----0---0----0-0------2-2--------1---------------| D|-3-------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------0---------------------------| E|----------3---------0------------------0-----------------|