Misc Your Songs - Cleuts and the class 19 - mcwar was nuts

^ANow we learned a lot of stuff from Dunlap Hall ^AAnd with so many lessons, we just can’t recall them all- ^BmFrom hyper-sonics, nukes, and quantum, and thoughts on future war ^ETo Uighur peasants boiling in leaky cauldrons ^ABut we thought we’d take some time to reminisce about the year ^AAnd we hope you’re not offended, there’s no attribution here ^BmSo, watch out for deer as this song tickles your ear ^ECause we’re on the bus from Quantico with war drums

^AWe learned that Jim Lacey’s nuts, and Doctor Shultz hates his guts Danielle loves k^Bmnitting, Deppert’s is qui^Etting We learned that Pr^Aice gives all Bs, and Doctor Johnson //BREAK//who’s she? MCWAR’s in sh^Bmambles, when Eskelund scr^Eambles

^AWell Colonel Russell had style with a charming voice and smile ^AGetting grades back on your papers? that would surely take a while Cause he was packing up his ^Bmoffice, getting ready to retire And he and Price^E were making wine in their bathrobes ^ADoc Morgan all agree, ‘s-really nice as he can be- ^ABut oughta teach his buddy Clark, to wash his hands after he pees Cause most students at MCW^BmAR want to avoid HIV And besides, //BRE^EAK// [RORY] THAT’S JUST GROSS, MAN!...[RORY AD LIBS]

We^A learned that Shultz drops F-Bombs, like ROLLING THUNDER in ‘Nam- Sub-headings are for pus^Bmsies, Nat’l power’s spelled DI^ECME We learned to n^Aot give a crap, that Africa’s on the map Let’s fight in As^Bmia! Europe? Nah As^Eia!

^AWe stole some NSA salads, split up trying to get to Offutt- ^AOperation MEATDOUGHNUT, was quite catastrophic But Colonel Price made u^Bmp for all of these losses, by guzzling down pounds of British sausage ^{E A}Well Lance’s voice was louder than the all dryers in the men’s room

^BmRory’s attitude was harpooned and made into a cartoon When he got devil-d^Eogged on the train to Shanghai ^AKari stole a G.O.s house, Hisham rarely showed for class- ^AMasa’s running speed and field goal kicks, kicked all Marine ass ^BmAnd you can bet SPUD will turn your country to glass – Cause It’s ^Ealways on the table! //BREAK// Genocide!

^AWe just we don’t give two fucks, Flag Football kicked all our butts Cause we can party, old fo^Bmlks can party ^E We lost those days of Jim T^Ahorpe, and bowling’s more of our sport With Peter Rya^Bmn, limos we’re ridin’ ^{E A}Chili sang us “Word up”, with Karaoke J-Chuck His name is Luka^Bm, but don’t let it spook ya ^E We gave the French a new f^Alag, and gave the Great Wall a tag Berlin was epic, Calv^Bmados septic ^{E A}Did Vinnie Powers attend? Carrie! //BREAK// The photo shoot HAS TO END! Nak’s bobblehead champ, ^BmOne instructor has a tr^Eamp stamp //SLOW TO A CRAWL/// ^AWe now have full knowledge cups, we’ll graduate with some luck Cause it’s time to ^Bmparty, commence the par^Ety!!