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[Verse 1]
GSome things in life are somewhat Emeasy to do But you Ccan’t wikihow for someone to Dfall in love with you
[Chorus]
Cus' I'm an Gidiot moron who can't Emflirt to save a life Just fill Cout this questionnaire and try to sDave me some strife I don’t know am I Gdoing it right Is my eye contact Emfocused too tight Are you lights flashing Cred yellow or green All I know is you Dlook like a dream Of GmiiiiiiiiiiiCiiiiiine, please gEmive me sign D
[Verse 2]
Getting thGe plane off the ground is thEme hardest part Scourge the Cdeep depths of yellow and send sDome emoji hearts It’s going Greally well, hiar bron and hEmumour deadpan Then throw your Cphone in a blender cus it's actualDly a forty year old man
[Chorus]
Yes I'm an Gidiot moron who can'tEm flirt to save a life Just fillC out this questionnaire and try to Dsave me some strife Is this Gworth all the fuss Or are we just Emworthless cosmic dust Social cConstrusts aren’t real Can I just give you a Dring and kneel And just GcryyyyyyyCyyyyy just please be Emmineeeeee D
[Bridge]
AmIs it really that hard to find Esomeone who can stand me AmAll I need is someone who will Ehold my hand as we AmStay inside and watch lEow quality teevee AmBecause I'm really really sorry but Eyou're going to learn about E7me
[Verse 3]
That I'm not Gromantic in the slighEmtest Will worry all Emmy ideas are just bDeing too trite it's Hard for Gme to show u that CI love u And I Emwould do if I even onDly knew

N.C.

Whether you even like me or not, oh my god, oh my fucking gohhhhd
[Chorus]

N.C.

It's TRUE!- I'm an Gidiot moron who can't Emflirt to save a life Just fill Cout this questionnaire and try to Dsave me some strife Am I Gdoing okay Te amo Emmi pocito dulce Did that sound evCen a little sincere I google transDlated myself here GI’m so embarrassed I seem prEmetty unintelligent You know Cwhat, I'd rather stay Dcelibate N.C. G Because I'm stupid and it's not worth the fuss